Hello Wii, we need to talk. We've had a time.

A Wii life on Giant Bomb in pictures.

Hello Wii, we need to talk. We've had a time.

A Wii life on Giant Bomb in pictures.

Claude, breaking up with his Wii? This can't be! Oh well, nice pictures Claude.

But I thought you two were here to stay, motherfuckers. You even said so on video.

  This song just jumped in my head for some reason.

" Claude, breaking up with his Wii? This can't be! Oh well, nice pictures Claude. "

Good thing you didn't get Wii preggers. You're far too young for offspring.

The last fun game I played through on my Wii was Donkey Kong Country Returns.  I really would love to play a new Wii game, but there just isn't anything that interests me.

I miss my Wii as well, but my Xbox just keeps sucking me in with Street Fighter.

His name is Claude. He loves his Wii, he loves his goddamn Wii.

OH NO!

" But I thought you two were here to stay, motherfuckers. You even said so on video. "

Nice collection of pictures. I kinda miss the Wii Defense Force.

I promise, Claude, that I will read this later and respond thoughtfully.  I promise.

BUT YOU LOVE YOUR WII! NOOOO! How could you!? You can't do this to it! You just can't! ;_;

Finally.  

If you're still gaming on a Wii, it's time you upgrade.  Pick up a nice PS3 and enjoy the fresh library of exclusives.  Nintendo made the best mistake of any company's life with the Wii.

Claude, nooooo! You're not Claude anymore without your undying Wii-love! We're gonna have to edit the GB Community song now. Do you realize that? Do you realize the implications of your actions?! This is easily the most irresponsible thing I've ever witnessed!

" @JJWeatherman: Are you always tired? "

Well, as long as you two are keeping in touch I guess it's alright.  But there's probably going to be a bit of awkwardness between you two from now on.

Oh great Claude. I thought you and the Wii were going to be together forever. Who gets custody of the kids?

Beardless Claude looks hip!

" Oh great Claude. I thought you and the Wii were going to be together forever. Who gets custody of the kids? "

With your beard, you look like 70 years old, without it you look 35. Never owned a wii though.

Just saying you look better without the beard imo.

I just got rid of my Wii. I realized the only two games I played for it were Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Donkey Kong Country Returns. Both of which I've beaten. And there doesn't seem to be anything on the horizon, besides Zelda, which I'll probably just get when the new Nintendo console comes out. And maybe those games will look a little prettier. 

" With your beard, you look like 70 years old, without it you look 35. Never owned a wii though. "

Claude, you would paint the town jealous if you wore a top hat. 

There's nothing worth believing in anymore.

" There's nothing worth believing in anymore. "

Do you know how crazy it is to read your name in teal instead of red? Actually, I'm starting to wonder if it was always that way.

There's always Wii HD, right?

" 

" @Claude said:

" 

What the fuck? Creepy.

"

" Nice collection of pictures. I kinda miss the Wii Defense Force. "

" @Claude: He was banned? I thought it was just linkyshinks and then the other guys left. "

Microwaved Wii scares me.

Claude, you're amazing. Truly a one of a kind renaissance man.

Just as long as you still love your Goddamn Wii, I approve of this choice and you have my blessings.

That's you, Claude? You sound really young in the community song.

I don't even know you personally, but this is huge.  Where the fuck is our so-called real reporter if he isn't on this goddamn story!  Paaatriiiiiiick!!!

Yeah, Claude sounds like he's 15 in the community song. Freaks me out.

Badass beard, badass shave, badass Wii pics, badass picture-story, badass everything.

It does seem mind blowing that a console focused mainly on the imitation of sports movements and plastic racing wheels never got a new Mario Golf or F-Zero- Mario Golf Advance Tour and that GBA F-Zero both came out while I was traveling around the planet with my somewhat shattered family, I played the hell out of them. 

You should have just texted it. 

" It does seem mind blowing that a console focused mainly on the imitation of sports movements and plastic racing wheels never got a new Mario Golf or F-Zero- Mario Golf Advance Tour and that GBA F-Zero both came out while I was traveling around the planet with my somewhat shattered family, I played the hell out of them.  "

You'll be back next year when the next Nintendo console is out :)

" You should have just sexted it.  "

So long as you keep in touch with it, I'm not releasing the hounds.  Maybe.  OK, goddamn it, I really want to release the hounds.  Don't make me.

Do they still make Choose Your Own Adventure books?  Man, I dug the shit out of those as a wee one.  Gooooood times.

" @TooWalrus said:

" It does seem mind blowing that a console focused mainly on the imitation of sports movements and plastic racing wheels never got a new Mario Golf or F-Zero- Mario Golf Advance Tour and that GBA F-Zero both came out while I was traveling around the planet with my somewhat shattered family, I played the hell out of them.  "

Strange indeed. I've been playing F-Zero GX on my Wii and Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour. Why is that? Why did I have to buy these games again? Only Nintendo knows. They look great in 480p though. Just saying. "