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Germany Bans Photoshop

At least that's what it looks like from the Left 4 Dead box art.

It's no secret that Germany has some very specific, very peculiar rules about the content of video games. What's good enough for the rest of the European Union is often not found suitable for der Deutchland. The usual triggers for a ban or a refusal of rating are intense violence and Nazi references, and the old joke is that the easiest remedies are to just swap in robots and green blood where necessary. Apparently these standards apply to box art too. As reported by Kotaku, here's the Left 4 Dead box as the rest of the world will see it.

























And here's the German-approved version.

























Yup, apparently Germany would rather keep its thumbs attached, thankyouverymuch. If this is all they can show of the box art, I cannot even fathom what the game itself will look like to our Bavarian brethren. "We've gotta take these filthy, mindless, bloodthirsty zombies out...on a field trip to the local science museum!" Coincidentally, it kind of ruins the magic of the original Left 4 Dead box art for me, having evidence that the model was just counting to four. It's a shame, because I'm profoundly amused by the 1:1 ratio of words to visual puns they've got going on. It's like I'm playing Classic Concentration, except that every solution revolves around Alex Trebek's insane desire to devour my brains.

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It's no secret that Germany has some very specific, very peculiar rules about the content of video games. What's good enough for the rest of the European Union is often not found suitable for der Deutchland. The usual triggers for a ban or a refusal of rating are intense violence and Nazi references, and the old joke is that the easiest remedies are to just swap in robots and green blood where necessary. Apparently these standards apply to box art too. As reported by Kotaku, here's the Left 4 Dead box as the rest of the world will see it.

























And here's the German-approved version.

























Yup, apparently Germany would rather keep its thumbs attached, thankyouverymuch. If this is all they can show of the box art, I cannot even fathom what the game itself will look like to our Bavarian brethren. "We've gotta take these filthy, mindless, bloodthirsty zombies out...on a field trip to the local science museum!" Coincidentally, it kind of ruins the magic of the original Left 4 Dead box art for me, having evidence that the model was just counting to four. It's a shame, because I'm profoundly amused by the 1:1 ratio of words to visual puns they've got going on. It's like I'm playing Classic Concentration, except that every solution revolves around Alex Trebek's insane desire to devour my brains.
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Edited By LordAndrew

The zombies have been replaced by robots in Germany.

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That is sad...

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Edited By Stabbers_McGee

there is a left 4 dead billboard across the street from my apartment. its kinda creepy going to work each morning and seeing a giant dead hand

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The guns also shoot bouquets of flowers

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Wow.

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/facepalm

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That doesn`t even make sense, wasn`t the whole ripped thumb off idea to show it was a zombie type game? now it just looks like the guy is holding up four fingers, silly german government.

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I play a ton of German board games, and they take violence/war references REALLY SERIOUSLY. There isn't even direct conflict in most of them, that's left to American games. I hadn't ever thought about the same rules applying to video games, it must be crazy trying to modify and release things for Germany.

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EPIC Fail?

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might as well photoshop everything and leave the middle finger behind

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Edited By Terrell

Definitely not a big deal. If this really makes some people so "upset" that they don't purchase the game, then they weren't going to purchase it anyway. Either way, it's not that big of a deal, certainly not newsworthy in my opinion. The "visual gag" is still present: (A Dead, Left Hand putting up 4 fingers). It's just cultural differences, that's all...

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Wasn't there a movie poster for War of the Worlds like the Left 4 Dead poster? Except it was an alien hand with 3 fingers.

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Well, they just put the thumb back. What can I say? At least they didn't completely rework the box art. They did keep the hand in there.

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i thought it would be a robot hand....really i did

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that's actually really sad....

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"I just saw this on some other gaming site, its pretty sad how bad censorship has gotten in germany"

It makes you think, though - is it bad there because they won't allow such an image to be displayed to the public?

Or is it bad here because we do allow it?
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Hopefully if you live in Germany you live close to a border to hop across and buy the real version lol.

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Honestly not surprised at all. After a while, this is what you come to expect from Germany.

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It's silly to get upset over cultural differences like this.  Sure it fudges the pun, but the game remains intact  I'm sure the Germans would scoff at Americans covering up all the beautiful nipples that come across the censor boards table.

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I still have my Carmageddon with Robots instead of humans and the green blood, was it C&C3? I can't remember.

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Love your writing style... :D

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Germany, stop censoring your games, you'll just make German gamers import their games.

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In this version, the re-re-release, all the guns have been replaced with walkie-talkies, and the word Nazi has been replaced with: "Persons with political differences".

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Even though I live in Singapore....at least it's not germany.

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They should put hardcore porn in the game instead because that is suitable for kids in Germany right? =P

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To me as a German die-hard game fanatic it seems that the German regulation of game violence is not as bad as it once was. I remember playing the original Command&Conquer with those weird robot soldiers exploding in a cloud of oil. The metallic sound of them vaporizing (hitting a garbage can with a rabid cat) still haunts me in my dreams. Today nobody would give a f-bomb.

BTW: as der führer of the German board for orthography I have to say that it's not "der Deutchland", we don't use the article at all, so that it's "Deutschland". It's not "der waffle haus" house as well, it's "das Waffelhaus"! Keep that in mind, imperialist scumbags!

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at least the German version could get a thumbs up!

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There should just be a big ol' pair of boobs on the cover for the German version because that's the only thing that'll get through.

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LOL, we're even whining about box art now?

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Since sex is "ok" in Germany and violence isnt, (ok, more so than violence at least) you cant help but make the backwards/opposite connection to our society...but when you think about it, their way is technically more logical.

I remember all the talk about Dead Rising in Germany, so im not surprised here really, still, only box art.

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I feel sorry for the Germans they need to kick their goverment out.

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Not even a facepalm can describe how stupid this is.

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I am German, and I haven't bought a "German-version" since a while. So I don't really care anymore.
At least I get to see nipples everyday! :D

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Well, at least they are getting the game. Unless thats been censored as well.

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That's just plain retarded...

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I've got 2 normal german movies with a 18+ rating and the covers have bloody hands and cutted fingers. I think EA / Valve are just dumb (just like HL2 uncut -> Episodes cutted o_O)  ...

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I feel bad for the Germans...

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God forbid, Australia might go one step further...

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Now that looks just retarded. Why in the bloody hell did they do that? Did they think thath kids would be shocked to see a hand without a thumb or something?

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Awesome, a normal hand. That totally makes me want to buy the game

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Not upset, not suprised but. . . .  c'mon . . . . .

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That's just fucking stupid.

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Seriously, the people of germany need to stand up and stop this bullshit. Dont let the feds control your life like this.

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OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I BEVER GOT THAT WAS A LEFT HAND!!!! WARRRRRGHGHGHG!!!! As for Germany censoring stuff, well that's what they do isn't it?

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I live in Germany as well and will not buy games with torn off thumbs!!!!The new cover isn't any better as I can't see the "tip" of the thumb! Could be torn off, could be covering up Adolf with a pineapple shoved up his battuchen or anything else really really really scary for little school girls!

I have the feeling the senior editing staff really have some issues with Germany and especially the Leipzig Games Convention, where eeeeeeverybody smokes and give weird handjobs. Well I'm pleased to inform you that Germany will be hosting a second major event at the same time as the Games Convention next year called the Gamescom, which will be held in Cologne! So there...
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Read up more about this and you will discover that the "edited" version is just a slip that's over the cover and can be taken out easily. German retailers just didn't want this imagery on their shelves during the Holiday. The original cover will make it to the German release following the Holidays.

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The dudes damn thumb is ripped off. It could scare the wimpy little german kids looking for their finding nemo video game. It's really not that big of a deal.