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Watch This Clone Wars Trailer, You Tatooweenie

LucasArts' Wii lightsaber fighter is getting these bros all aggroed out. Chill out, man. Be more like Broda.

So The Force Unleashed has sold eleventy billion copies by now. Show of hands, who's surprised? Star Wars holds such an inexplicable sway with the twenty-to-thirtysomething demographic. I know I've felt it. Despite that game's prominent design issues, I've been strangely drawn to it and have been plowing through it, on the hard difficulty no less.

But hey, LucasArts isn't done with Star Wars games this year! There's also The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels for the Wii. They've put out a very special trailer that you really want to watch. No wait, you need to watch this. Please. If there's one thing you do today, view this video.

  


I...like...it's just...what can you say? Darth Loser? Obi-Wan Cannot? C-Creepio? I'm just going to stop now.
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.....and were suddenly silenced.

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OH SHIT OH FUCK

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Stupid Trailer and clone wars animated movie blowed waste of time and effort on lucas arts part. Sigh George Lucas rapped Indiana Jones and now This shit.

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Am the only one who found this hilarious? lmao

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Is this for real?

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Oh......I fainted half-way through due to the lack of any "decent" comebacks there...

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Wouldn't it have been funny if while they were insulting each other (poorly) the house just exploded and we got to see them lifeless on the street, possibly missing some body parts? God that would be great.

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is it just me who thinks that watching those two lose it with each other and beat the crap out of each other with the Wii-Motes would be more fun than playing that game?

oh! just thought of some trash talk; R2 Doodie, Mon Mother-Lover, Lame-Do Calrisian.
that's all

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not interested

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i just threw up in my mouth a little

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that's fantastically awful.

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I just threw up inside my mouth . . .

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Starlicker - the secret apprentice

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What a clever comercial!

No really, I MEAN IT!

Seriously!


Meh ok..

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Wow. Just wow.

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Fantastic.

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Everyone in this forum is now dumber for watching that. (And now to forward it to my friends!)

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I've been seduced by the DO NOT WANT side of the force.

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That was painful to watch.

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wow that's awful , if they can nail down the Wii motion controls this game might be alright.

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I feel a little dead on the outside.

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:O

That was like how kids in the 80's taunted each other. ITS THE 21'ST CENTURY PEOPLE!!!
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From the animated series?  Geez, whats the point of making a light saber game on the wii, that A) isn't first person, B) looks terrible (from the animated serious, fuck that) and C) makes the sabers act like glowing broom sticks instead of light swords that will cauderize your fucking arms off.

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0_0...

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Oh for the love of god not again. I agree with NinjaSqurriel, Some originality in the advertising would be nice fellas!

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I don't know, Admiral Acne was kind of alright. But yeah, getting tired of Wii ads not focusing on the game but rather people swinging remotes around in their living rooms.

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How about have a trailer for the ACTUAL GAME instead of just people playing the game. Seriously. Every single wii trailer. God.

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Ummm, hell to the no!

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Good... God... I think I'm going to go and get my plastic lightsaber in my room and sharpen it so I can then cut my throat with it.

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I feel a little dead on the inside.

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What a load of rubbish.  Oh my god.  And they're going to keep using that awful art direction?  

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Yikes.

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I hate myself for watching that now. Thanks guys.

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Ha.

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Compared to this, Episode 1-3 deserve Oscars in the writing department.

Either way, I am done with fighting games.

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Nice to see an ad campaign that makes me happy I DON'T own a Wii. 

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I'm going to cry.

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I assume this is what the "Clone Wars" movie experience is like, condensed to one and a half minutes.

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That is incredible -ly unbelievabley  -i mean - what?

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ROFL! ADMIRAL ACNE!

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Epic win. 

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Trash is the operative word here.

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LOL!! That was awesome!!

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Ehhhhhhh the game doesn't look like much fun.....even with the AWESOME trash talking...........!

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Jabba the WHAT?

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"And some will not even look at copies of this game at the Best Buy"

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"...from the animated series", well that ruined it for everyone over the age of 10...

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Because when I wield a lightsaber, the first thing I want to do is talk trash, Bleh!

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So The Force Unleashed has sold eleventy billion copies by now. Show of hands, who's surprised? Star Wars holds such an inexplicable sway with the twenty-to-thirtysomething demographic. I know I've felt it. Despite that game's prominent design issues, I've been strangely drawn to it and have been plowing through it, on the hard difficulty no less.

But hey, LucasArts isn't done with Star Wars games this year! There's also The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels for the Wii. They've put out a very special trailer that you really want to watch. No wait, you need to watch this. Please. If there's one thing you do today, view this video.

  


I...like...it's just...what can you say? Darth Loser? Obi-Wan Cannot? C-Creepio? I'm just going to stop now.