Drinking Beer in The Shower

This made me laugh possibly WAY more than it ever should have.

yes i love this i love drinking beer in the showerS its so cold and nice.

And now I have an idea for a kitten blood stout. Get @brewmaster_andy on this never.

It's when Sweep starts doing blow in the shower that we should start worrying, right?

You're all a bunch of sissies. You ever brush your teeth with shark teeth coated in crystal meth? Now that's a fucking experience.

Wouldn't it wash down the drain before he could snort enough of it up?

You're doing it wrong. Bottle or can to minimize the opening and when you're not drinking you put it behind the curtain or on the opposite end of where the spray is. And you don't take your sweet time drinking it. Unless you're spinning around and flailing your arms for some reason you're not gonna be getting that crap in your beer.

Can someone explain the appeal of shower beer?

Never tried it but there is a lot of big talk. I tend to take pretty hot showers and I like my beer frosty so I can't see this combination working out in my favor Also I take my showers first thing in the morning and I rarely feel like I want a beer before 9am (with the exception of being on vacation).

What manner of magic is happening when these two things mix or are you people all just degenerate boozers.

Both.

Sharing is caring. Somewhere, a crack addict in a sewer drain is having an AMAZING shower.

I have never done that since I like hot shower and really cold beer.

I agree with the showers part, but I don't think it is true for baths though.

You are James Dean reborn.

One time my girlfriend went away for the weekend and I celebrated with a cider in the shower.

You've never tasted bad cider till the can is half full of hot water. Never again.

I was performing citizen arrest, it should've worked

Wait. This is an actual thing? Hmm this seems to be the perfect next step down my alcoholism slope.

@dalai: Be careful what you wish for, duder. I'm already brainstorming - chocolate cherry stout? Cherry is kinda like blood, yeah?

I feel it more prudent to shower before going to bed, so you don't go into your nice clean bed all sweaty and dirty. But that's just me.

Hey guys what's going on her-oh dude! Gross!! What a waste of perfectly good Sweep.

@sweep said:

It's just brilliant.

If that's how you justify your weekend-long alcoholic benders, Sweep, sure, go right ahead. Just save one for Monday morning, can't be going into work with the shakes now can we?

shotgunning a beer in the shower whilst getting ready to go out is one of the greatest feelings

For maximum economy I like to drink a pre pre-shower beer on the way to collect my pre-shower beer, which I crack before I grab my shower beer, which is already waiting for me in the shower.

@nictel: Those were my thoughts exactly.

I enjoy warm dark beers so this could work amazingly.

This is the dream, gentlemen, and we are living it.

Aww now I can't read the title as Drinking Beer: The Shower.

Sheer brilliance. Lucky me I even have a bench in my shower. Cannot wait for a brewski shower. Now could anyone explain to me how do shots while showering?