Bad Dudes
The most baddest dudes that have ever lived, ever! Spiky haired teenagers need not apply!
The most baddest dudes that have ever lived, ever! Spiky haired teenagers need not apply!
Can throw everyone!
Shepard!
Cole Train's a comin' WOO WOO! WOO WOO!
Uses fabulous secret powers to become the MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
Tips strippers while shooting space aliens! Also has a jetpack and abuses steroids!
Cool mustache!
One bad dude!
Shoots former friends in the head!
Does what he wants because he can!
Casually walks away from explosions! Has a British accent!
Mourns the loss of his mother by wearing her skull while beating up animals! Just like Batman!
He's right behind you! Seriously, look!
Uses bull shark testosterone!
Uses a minigun! Is from Russia!
The most overpowered class in the game!
Always wins!
Appears on this list twice!
Slams dudes' heads in urinals!
An Orc with class!
Spacemanfrog that wears sunglasses!
Spacemanfrog that leads other spacemanfrogs into battle IN SPACE!
Bad enough to save the most powerful man on Earth!
Bad enough to save the most powerful man on Earth!
Beat an evil dolphin in a breath holding contest! Lives in a studio apartment in The City!
Knows how to win a civil war!
He's undead and mad!
Bones blue broads! May be a non-dude but still bones blue broads!
British! Maybe!
Look at his arms!
Made of stone!
Can burst into flame! And fly!
This guy is messed up!
Chokes people using the bacteria in his blood!
If he asks for your clothes and motorcycle; you say yes!
Kills space zombies with space power tools, in space!
Shreds a mean air guitar, Wananoow!
Fist bumps years after it's no longer cool!
Kills demons with guns!
Shoots absolutely everything all the time!
Good sport who fights fair!
Pulls knifes out of his chest! And then throws said knifes in bad guy's eyes!
Blades come out of his arms! Also has pointy teeth!
A cop in Detroit!
Eats ghosts!
Don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry!
Two extra arms!
Gets the job done!
The reason why the Great Wall exists!
Comes from a planet called Apocalypse!
Killed his grandma when he was four years old!
Has a scar over an eye!
Even with access to 8.3 billion guns he uses his fists to solve problems!
Choke-slams communists!
Good sense of humor!
Asian Duke Nukem!
Named Captain Carnage for a reason!
Named Major Mayhem for a reason!
Gave the world Baywatch!
A bad dude!
Punches trees down with his bare hands!
Has only been wrong once in his entire life!
Doesn't need all his fingers to rip pipes out of walls!
Uses exploding propane tanks as a rocket ship!
Free if you bought the game new! If not; there are worse ways to spend $15!
Has a jetpack!
He's here to chew bubble gum and kill Nazis and he is all out of gum!
He may be mentally challenged but he knows what part of a sword goes where!
An earthworm in a space suit!
Kills communists while using the F word!
At one point owned a diamond encrusted human skull!
An alcoholic squirrel that uses machine guns and rocket launchers!
He's an ex cop who doesn't play by the rules!
Oh YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
Miniature giant space hamster!
This is Jimmy!
Has three legs! No, it's not a dick joke!
One smooth brother! Can and will eat anything!
Walks on busted glass barefoot!
Statement: awesome violent robot is awesome and violent!
Like 400 years old!
Just wants to make it! And revenge!
Look at those eyebrows!
Hates the Alliance! A lot!
One eye mask!
Thuper dope!
Cool voice!
Uses guns to solve ALL his problems.
Cut's himself to keep track of the people he has killed!
He knows!
Most powerful man on the world wide web!
Plays by his own rules!
Showstopper!
Been on TV!
Has a gun for an arm! Unless you equip him with the boxing glove!
Has metal claws and heals fast!
Top man!
Can attack with his sword or bow!
Family friendly Duke Nukem!
A SHARK WITH CLAWS! Can also walk on land!
More masculine version of Duke Nukem! More relevant too!