To those going to see the Orphan, you are retarded, but alas, I would not click this link as it talks about the 'twist' that happens in this movie to explain why this little girl is so fucked up. Honestly, this movie should be a comedy with that bright idea in the script.

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I tried not to lol, but I couldn't help it. That is one of the fucking worst twists I have ever seen. Just...  goddamn it.

Is this like, something trying to be funny, or is it the real twist of the movie?


Btw, that girl looks CREEEEEEEEEPPY AS FUCK.

Wait... is that true?

@ Bruce
It's completely true according to numerous sources who have seen the movie early for review say yes.

... What? 

Truly... an epic plot twist.

Ha ha, I called it. I told my wife that she was probably an (spoiler edited) and I was right.

Fuckin' called it.

Words cannot describe how idiotic that plot twist is.

Ok so shes one fucked up prostitute.
That does not explain why she is trying to kill the people who adopted her, or why she even allowed herself to be adopted in the first place...
EDIT: I was curios so I looked up. Here is a picture of a 17 year old male with proportional(or promordial) dwarfism.

Thats just stupid.

Truly this is the age of terrible plot twists.

LOL

Wow lol.

Wow, that is truly retarded but so funny that someone would think this was a great idea.  Wait, that still doesnt explain why she does all that shit!

How the heck does that even fit with the movie? Sure she's *spoiler*, but why is she killing everyone? O_O

Wow, that is pretty horrible.  The movie looked awful, so I wasn't going to see it anyways.

lol that's fucked up.

For christ's sake. It's fucking stupid, even a dwarf doesn't sound like a damn kid... facepalm.jpg

Thats a bucket full o'dumb

Early contender for best picture?

hahahahahahahahaha

I'd love to watch people pitch this movie to a studio, it would be hilarious. "This movie is going the have a huge twist, the girl isn't actually a child, she is a thirty year old midget who is also a prostitute that serves pedophiles". Who ever wrote the script has a fucked up mind.

This would make a great game

" This would make a great game "

movies are still relying on dumbass "twists" at the end? shamalamadingdong derserves a smack in the face for this. 

hahah wtf? i could have thought up a list of 1000 twists and that one wouldn't have been on it

Somewhere, someone thought this was a good idea, and they convinced others that it was also a good idea.

God damn it.  I need to rewatch The Omen (the original version) to cleanse the stupid off.

This looking like a retarded movie from the beginning.....

Damn, I guessed 36. Only 3 years off. better luck next time.

lawl. Still doesn't explain why shes killing everybody..

lmao, this will be something to download.

dude WHAT?!?!?!....WHAT?!???!!!.... that's hilariously fucked up and stupid. Whoever thought of that is.... oh... oh God man... WHAT?!

Lmfao.  This movie looks fucking horrible.

I'm actually slightly more interested in this movie now. Its still undoubtably a horrible movie, but an interesting horrible movie. 

Oh Christ.

Really...?

Redefines horrible, unwatchable movie.  This crap film is a product of no-talent morons.  You can tell in the first 10 seconds of the trailer that this one is completely devoid of an original plot, or any sense of horror mystery.  When a trailer tells you that quickly that the movie sucks beyond anything that has come before it...RUN, don't walk away from it !!!   It amazes me that millions of dollars are still wasted on useless films...when that effort & $$$ could be used to feed the starving of the world.   I sentence the director, writer and producer of this waste to 10 years of hard labor in a maximum security hog poop prison.

That's hysterical, yet slightly disturbing all at the same time. Bloody Disgusting actually gave it a favorable review, I think my friend and I might see it for laughs.

Oh, there's an extra addition to the twist.
At the end of the movie, she has sex with the adoptive father...

Wow, just when I thought it couldn't get anymore messed up.