Decided to play the Anagram Game. Popularized by the Simpsons, the Anagram Game is where you take a person's name and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. I shall be doing it with video games.
Thanks for 100 upvotes, everyone. Boosted to an even 100 entries.
"Instil Hell"
"Ah, Cholera"
"I.e. Sad Grind"
"I'd get alarm, lose"
"He's... imagine a penis monster" (sup Mara)
"Bold errands"
"Conferred low, faulty drama" (See: No Russian)
"Minus Oaf" (less a description, more a way to vastly improve the game)
"Mere 'K, overdue' funk"
"Try -> Abuse -> Mope"
"Salvage went foul"
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"Fatal venue glows"
"Fantasy pooh slime" (NB: I actually like this game)
"Determined Pa rode'd"
"See hero moron"
"See hero moron's repeated struggle"
"5 giant rumors" ("it's out Xmas 09" "it's out March '10" "it's out summer '10" "it's out November" "it's out now?")
"Rat-based lug" (sup Minsc)
"'Lo, trap"
"Ransacker dude often hurt" (at least when I play it)
"Hatching some adventure"
"Suited romper"
"Karma Riot" (what goes around, comes around in that series. especially blue shells)
"Rain vomit criers" (sup BARF)
"Fancier, soppier"
"Branded gem toiler" or "Terminable dodger" or "Bladed/Timer? Goner" or "Girl dead -> boner met" (wait, maybe not this one)
"I, neon volt tour"
"Ammo? ask jars" (just using "Majora's Mask")
"Infant and Joker: Damn Smog Hike"
"Cooler spy"
"A gem, man!"
"Dark, flesh-hating robot slits up crew"
"I.e. Areola DVD"
"Cretinous Trek"
"Hero in dank tale"
"Greatness Hour"
"Lead deft 4"
"Sadist Ore" (what the asteroids are actually made out of)
"Ancestor fame" (pretty much all the Mana franchise is coasting on these days)
"Tackiest? ..Unnerved."
"I made cars, Ed Norton!" ("That's great, kid. What are you doing in my house?")
"Rotten Heavy opting rethink" (seriously, he goes all-in at the drop of a hat)
"A petite merchant's rote sale"
"Ordain gang orgies"
"Me hateful rhino!" (I'm sure one of the evil lords was a hateful rhino)
"Crafty wolf crowd alarms cat"
"It needs liver" (or brains, whatever you have handy) [Thanks Apathylad!]
"No valid end, goodbye." (hopefully the sequel will elaborate on what happened planetside)
"Surpass hombres" (pretty much the only goal)
"Be a humorless empress" (introducing: Zelda!)
"R.O.B. shamble spurs wars" (he really is quite overpowered)
"Oh! A steak! Can I?" (is this her chance?)
"Omen for danger" (like it's his fault, though)
"Alack! I scare!" (he does)
"A mad, hyper id" (get it together, James)
"Fear Chemist" (I don't know what a fear chemist is, but it sounds pretty boss)
"Exhorting whip" (according to Franny he's just asking for a whippin')
"A batty one"
"Rustled coif"
"Gig desired"
"...DRACULA?!" (holy shit, does anyone else know about this?)
"Must be troll" (c'mon, 'dicktits'?)
"Sunless doom" (it's actually quite cheery)
"It's analytic, fact fans!"
"Dressier nuts" (such colorful clothes!)
"...A month's over?" (it can get pretty addictive)
"Hi rage tour!"
"...is a crater" (I'm... not great at this game)
"Restarts amble" (a lot. See above)
"Olden rerun" (why was this remade?)
"Pence diet" (back when arcade cabinets took small change instead of credit cards)
"Art then laments" ("Hi, I'm all the textures. Sorry I'm late, traffic was a bitch")
"Wrassle Walt" (coming soon to DLC: "Walt")
"A Neat Crash Game 2011" (does anyone watch NASCAR for any other reason?)
"Wiping lots" (go UP stupid plane! UP!)
"Feels a connection"
"Aw, just go oak a ho" (I'm so very sorry for what might be the worst euphemism ever)
"Shreds taken" (yum!)
"Hero is blond, can excel" (though let me be clear: his hair color isn't the reason he can excel. I'm not advocating anything untoward, here)
"Insanity fix = a fail" (but it sounds like they successfully fixed a lot of other things)
"My snoring aria" (watch the intro)
"'Trot a ship deck' arc unneeded"
"Gyro balances ends 'Thud!'" (Why did they bring that feature back?)
"Added nails"
"Toys assuredly prank venders" ("huh.. wait, does this go in the video game aisle or the toy aisle?")
"It's 'Team Gym Shirt' co-op"
"Beard origin" or "Debonair rig"
"Play inebriated! The fun! Cheap too."
"Gray time car trope" (when this list hits 88 anagrams, you're going to see some serious shit)
"Slam effect; penis in danger?"
"Result: Violation" (or "I turn so volatile!")
"Stealthy sort? Loathe trysts? Taste shortly!" (June 19th!)
"No rods? Hide!"
"Not ugly joke" (so happy it turned out well)
"Or novel virus?" (still no idea what's going on)
"Fond Romances?!" (really hope this isn't what the title is referring to)
"That wretched victim, spook gent" (yeah, too bad for that guy)
"In 'Bo and I' Army" (best Bo bros forever)
"Run down a bad, bland team" (take this, you interchangeable knaves!)
"Doomed goners. Refund?" (fine, I guess I'll keep at it)
"Apogee nerds" (this game feels truer to the spirit of Duke Nukem 3D than Forever does)
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