What is the world coming to ! 

Pro tip: do not water the squirrel.

That's some new-age bullshit, if I've ever seen some.

Excellent. Just what I needed today.

Best "article" on the site.

hahahaha!

It's like MC Hammer wrote that message.

I read a review for this earlier, seems it's very Viva Pinata but with real life animals.

Squirreltastic

Dammit, I hate hippies.

you guys should do a quick look on this game

hahahahahahahahahahahahha

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool   I want this game now.

Is that meant to be a euphemism?

In my day we'd just say the squirrel made a tinkle.

Or had a wee, as the British say.

I demand a quick look video!

Oh, and the detail in this article is mind blowing!

YOU NEED MORE VESPINE GAS.
MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITION PYLONS.
ACQUIRE MORE HAPPY ENERGY

what the fuck

Where is this "squirrel"?
I see field.
And flowers.
Not squirrel.

HAPPY ENERGY!

That needs to be some kind of caffeine drink.

"YOU NEED MORE VESPINE GAS.
MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITION PYLONS.
ACQUIRE MORE HAPPY ENERGY"

Thats the only kind of energy!

The best part? There is not one squirrel in that whole screenshot.

"The best part? There is not one squirrel in that whole screenshot."

I  need to see a squirrel emit happy energy not just some picture that shows nothing to say the least. I want proof of this so called "Emitting of happy energy".

I'm thinking we need a new game concept page: happy energy.  And also, the squirrel character.

Hey Ryan, I suspect you'll do a review for this (Wii version), but is there any chance of you checking out the DS version too?

Not enough minerals.
Additional Supply Depots Required.
Insufficient Vespene Gas

"YOU NEED MORE VESPINE GAS.
MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITION PYLONS.
ACQUIRE MORE HAPPY ENERGY"

"Hey Ryan, I suspect you'll do a review for this (Wii version), but is there any chance of you checking out the DS version too?"

This is in dire need of a Quick Look video...now!

Well, we are here for the lulz, right?

Happy Energy?

You broke my brain, thanks.

does that mean you won the game?

Huh.  I am now amused and highly aroused.

Rofl. Excellent!

Oh dear, push it back in before it's too late.

Reminds me of this:

Dude. I want more.

I'm not even joking. I need to know more about this game. Teach me, Ryan!

I emit a lot of things, none of them happy.

Your love of this game is bordering on obsession, Ryan.

That honestly makes me kind of interested in the game. If it was released like at a $10 price point I might get it; but of course it won't be.

This article certainly made me emit happy energy all over the place.

It was for the lulz!!
Also some website called "GameCyte" gave it 3 out of 5 stars.
REVIEW

I like how ":D" is a sentence. An exclamatory one, at that.

Needs better graphics (not up to Wii standards), but this sounds like a great game.

so basically its a Sim version of Viva Pinata with regular animals instead of pinatas?