The Above Game Sucks! My Game is Better! (F-GAME)

jellycar sucks because lol iphone.
Diablo 2 kicks so much ass it's not even funny.

All Diablo games suck, I click my mouse enough while surfing the web.

Metal Gear Solid though, is simply gods gift to earth.

Are you kidding? The storyline in the MGS series is so confusing and fucked up, I'm surprised anyone can even play it! (I think at some point Otacon did the nasty with his stepmom)

Now pole position... THAT was a REAL game!

I just don't know what to say about that video.

Pole Poition sucks because that commercial was way over the top but,

Sly Cooper is awesome.

Sly Cooper is a poor mans Metal Gear Solid.

Super Mario 3....now that was a classic.TANOOKI!

Super Mario 3 sucks because of it's old style cube graphics.
Now Oblivion rocks because you can be a cat person and a Vampire.

Oblivion sucks because of horse armor

Now bow down to NFL Blitz

NFL Blitz sucks because of the new Blitz The League games.  (This first Blitz game owned.)

Now Super Mario Bros. is awesome game.  Can't beat that.

NFL Blitz sucks because it just a bunch of full grown men fighting over a ball.
Now Fable 2 is Great because you can score,score, and then score some more.

Fable 2 sucks because its combat is all over the place, load times are really long without installing the game and glitches are almost as numerous as bullets I've fired in that game.

The Matrix: Path of Neo however, is quite a fun game. :p

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Matrix: Path of Neo sucks because its so damn ahead of it's time

Wipeout Pure on the other hand was perfect for 2005

Wipeout Pure sucks because it's not F-Zero.

Chrono Trigger, however, is amazing.

Wipeout Pure sucks because you can't throw stuff at opposing racers.

Dwarf Fortress is cat-slaughteringly good!

Chrono Trigger sucks because it's not Chrono Cross.
Now Culdcept Saga is cool because i don't have to go out and buy cards to play.

"Rock Band sucks because fake instruments are for people who don't know how to play real ones. But Rock Band 2 kicks ass!"

Never heard of that game.

But Street Fighter 2? What a beast!

Street Fighter 2 sucks because it's not in HD or a remix

But Street Fighter the movie the game is completely bad ass.

Street Fighter the movie game sucks because games based on movies based on games is a terrible idea.

But Monkey Island is awesome.

Street Fighter the Movie the Game sucks because there's no Street Fighter the Movie the Game the Movie!

Balls of Fury IS "FULL OF WIN!" MRWWWAWLHHHHHNOISESTHATMEANisuck...

arkanoid sucks because it is only fun for about 2 minutes and then it gets real old, real quick.

"arkanoid sucks because it is only fun for about 2 minutes and then it gets real old, real quick.

Tetris is where it's at.

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Bible Black sucks because I don't believe in it

Clay Fighter is the greatest game ever made.

Clay Fighter blows because I can just do the same thing in stop motion with my 1988 Camcorder

Jet Force Gemini sucks because the characters look stupid but,

Tomb Raider Legends is awesome.

Tomb Raider: Legend sucks because of its lacklustre combat and cripplingly short lifespan.

Vagrant Story, on the other hand, is a gift from God in disc form.

Moar like Smelly Hobo Adventures amirite?

E. T. (Atari) will make you cry tears of joy

"Moar like Smelly Hobo Adventures amirite?E. T. (Atari) will make you cry tears of joy"

SFIV sucks because it's console exclusive.

But Mortal Kombat 3 was way better than SF those years.

Mortal Kombat 3 sucks because one time my friend said "Mortal Kombat 3 is awesome!", and immediately when he said that, he got a haduken in the face. After that, I was thinking: "if Street Fighter powers exist, then that must make it automatically awesome, and therefore making all other rivals the suckage. Mortal Kombat 3 has to suck." I then developed this theory to the smartest scientists in the world and won a Nobel Peace Prize for such a theory.

Dude, Katamari Damacy's nothing more than a half-baked Dreamcast tech-demo that someone just put crazy stuff in and suddenly it's awesome.

Yoshi's Story for the N64 however, now that's a game.

Yoshi Story is TERRIBLE, do to the lack of Baby Wario

Bionic Commando Rearmed is amazing

Bionic Commando Rearmed is as lame as the fake Hitler bad guy.

Now Ultima Online is a game worth getting divorced for.

Yeah, if you can find a girl willing to marry you after playing that piece of shit.

On the other hand, chicks dig Earthworm Jim.

Earthworm Jim stink because his name is jim

 But GTA Chinatown Rocks 

GTA Chinatown Wars sucks because it represents a complete step backward for a series that entered this console generation with maturity and intelligence.
Pokemon Red: Now THAT's a video game.

Pokemon Red sucks in every concievable fashion.

Moar lyke Pokemon POO.

Contra 4 sucks cause it's DS only

...But ZPC on the other hand...yeah

ZPC sucks because the Marathon 2 engine didn't look that good even when it was new.

Oni sucks because Bungie made Halo and forgot about their other games.

But Psychonauts is awsome.

Psychonauts should be called Phailconauts.

White Men Can't  jump sucks, because it makes me realize how vertically challenged I am

Dawn of War II sucks because Tyranids are OP with their Carnifax units.

Vagrant Story is like a turd from a matrian's ass because it's far too vagrant for its own good.

Museum Madness sucks because I've never heard of it!!!

Fear Effect sucks because I am not afraid...

but

Street Fighter 4 Rules because I can shoot fireballs from my hands!

SFIV sucks because it is...um....2D (I don't know, I like it)

but

Professor Layton is the shit.

Professor Layton sucks because playing as someone who is obviously doing bad things with his young child assistant is not my idea of a good portable game.

On the other hand, Devil May Cry 4 rules because DUDE HAS GIANT BLUE SLAM DUNK ARM. And other dude is just plain awesome.

Devil May Cry 4 sucks because there are no monkeys in it.

Ape escape is the shit.