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Mario

Character » appears in 237 games

Originally a carpenter named Jumpman, this Italian plumber has gone on to become the most recognizable video game character of them all, starring in a veritable pantheon of titles like kart racing and sports. He has been voiced by Charles Martinet for nearly 20 years.

How sexy is mario from 1-10?

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#1 Posted by holybuttmonkey (4 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

10, i likes me the moustache

#2 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

LOL
I give him a negative seven because hes a guy

#3 Posted by Nightkiller93 (173 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

11 because of his hat, it's awesome.

#4 Posted by Carlos (504 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I give mario a 7, I think he should lose the fat a little :<

#5 Posted by Kenzo287 (722 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

OVER 9000!

#6 Posted by Otacon (2095 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Why do you think he has lasted so long, pure sex appeal there my friend!

#7 Posted by nezze00 (144 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

0 Because I have seen the 'real world Mario' drawing.

#8 Posted by Mourne (785 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I wasn't aware it could be measured.

News to me =/

#9 Posted by pbhawks45 (736 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
Nightkiller93 said:
"11 because of his hat, it's awesome.
"
14 if he's wearing the hat with wings.
#10 Posted by Clean (2355 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

well he doesn't have a good job and has a hairy moustache. But he does love shrooms so thats a plus. He is fashionable and can speak romantic italian. He's a solid 3

#11 Edited by Systech (4076 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

If I was a women, I could give a good answer. His job isn't good as a provider though, I mean plumber?

#12 Posted by ThaMilkMan (312 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

well he doesn't have a steady income stream he's always running around the castle just searching for coins and stars lying around, but he knows how to get the girl, and occasionally he comes around with a cape and a Jurassic stead so he gets a solid 8.9

#13 Posted by Soap (3354 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

If he happens to be dressed like a raccoon.... 15/10

Normally? ...4/10

What... I like raccoons lol ;)

#14 Posted by Termite (2393 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Somewhere under 1

#15 Posted by xphacter (4 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.

#16 Posted by TSchonbeck (126 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
xphacter said:
"9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.
"
Exellent! =D
#17 Posted by Resonate (172 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

-2

#18 Posted by TwelveSided (11 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I'd give him 6 but he's always hanging out with Luigi...

#19 Posted by Nateh8sYou (18 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
Kenzo287 said:
"OVER 9000!
"
damnit you took my response
#20 Posted by RVonE (4015 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Dude, his nose... That is so hot.

#21 Posted by Petervs (48 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Luigi is more my style :p

#22 Posted by sionweeks (597 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Somewhere between 0 and 0.1 XD

#23 Posted by Termite (2393 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
xphacter said:
"9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.
"
Wow,

It's true though, the princess doesn't dump him so he must be doing something right
#24 Posted by epic_pets (1339 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Id give him a 7, pretty good.

#25 Posted by Shocker (2339 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

easily a perfect 10

#26 Posted by TheDrifter (253 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Eleven

#27 Posted by Dalai (6192 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
#28 Posted by Haiku (22 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
"

*shiver*
#29 Posted by DarkLegend (1387 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Negative ten I guess since he is a guy.

#30 Posted by Merforga (262 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
"He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
#31 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1006 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Game Mario: very sexy.


Bob Hoskins playing Mario in the Super Mario Bros. movie: AAGGHH!
#32 Posted by ReapersPuppy (457 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Since he looks just like my Uncle
then I'm gonna give him a 0.5 =)

#33 Posted by Couse (68 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
"
Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
#34 Posted by AaronBelfast (1491 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
Merforga said:
""He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
"
I like pie too...
#35 Posted by DirrtyNinja (715 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
and people think that a sexy girl thread gives this site a bad name. Geeeeze.
#36 Posted by TheGTAvaccine (2883 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

MMM MM MMMMM! That big honkin nose. At least a 9.999999999/10

#37 Edited by fuzzay (203 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

5 when he's regular Mario. I give him a 10 when he becomes Super Mario, because everyone likes a bigger... ahem.

#38 Posted by DavidLeeRoth (137 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I was going to say a 4 or 5 until I saw that creepy picture... now I'm just lost.

#39 Posted by tec3297 (1170 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Um nothing cause he isn't a real person.

#40 Posted by Haiku (22 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
Merforga said:
""He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
"
Mario doesn't get any pi!?!
#41 Posted by Homer (1372 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

5.9

#42 Posted by ReggieWhiteJr (4 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Realistic looking Mario in that pic is a -4.5. Now, cartoony/video game Mario? That guy is a 9.5. Just something about that stache and that little belly that drives the ladies wild. Pauline, Daisy, Peach, etc.

#43 Posted by Dakota (247 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I would give him a 7, because hes a bit pudgey. Luigi is definitely pushing a 9 though.

#44 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Well regular Mario is a 7 but when he's got the tail and ears from the leaf, 10.

#45 Posted by twenty0ne (3070 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Zero.

#46 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago
Couse said:
"Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
"
Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
"
I'd hit it.
#47 Edited by VibratingDonkey (765 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Has anyone posted Ron Jeremy yet?

Pffft, I'm disappointed in you.

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#48 Posted by sonic64bit (9 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

5. I don't know why, though.

#49 Edited by Jordan23 (1000 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago
I give Mario an 0, I don't judge men or male gaming characters.
#50 Posted by Quadrifoglio (815 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

He's a fat plumber. I give him a 0.

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