How sexy is mario from 1-10?

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#1 Posted by holybuttmonkey (7 posts) -

10, i likes me the moustache

#2 Posted by OGCartman (4330 posts) -

LOL
I give him a negative seven because hes a guy

#3 Posted by Nightkiller93 (175 posts) -

11 because of his hat, it's awesome.

#4 Posted by Carlos (508 posts) -

I give mario a 7, I think he should lose the fat a little :<

#5 Posted by Kenzo287 (798 posts) -

OVER 9000!

#6 Posted by Otacon (2255 posts) -

Why do you think he has lasted so long, pure sex appeal there my friend!

#7 Posted by nezze00 (153 posts) -

0 Because I have seen the 'real world Mario' drawing.

#8 Posted by Mourne (798 posts) -

I wasn't aware it could be measured.

News to me =/

#9 Posted by pbhawks45 (819 posts) -
Nightkiller93 said:
"11 because of his hat, it's awesome.
"
14 if he's wearing the hat with wings.
#10 Posted by Clean (2433 posts) -

well he doesn't have a good job and has a hairy moustache. But he does love shrooms so thats a plus. He is fashionable and can speak romantic italian. He's a solid 3

#11 Edited by Systech (4190 posts) -

If I was a women, I could give a good answer. His job isn't good as a provider though, I mean plumber?

#12 Posted by ThaMilkMan (385 posts) -

well he doesn't have a steady income stream he's always running around the castle just searching for coins and stars lying around, but he knows how to get the girl, and occasionally he comes around with a cape and a Jurassic stead so he gets a solid 8.9

#13 Posted by Soap (3748 posts) -

If he happens to be dressed like a raccoon.... 15/10

Normally? ...4/10

What... I like raccoons lol ;)

#14 Posted by Termite (2428 posts) -

Somewhere under 1

#15 Posted by xphacter (6 posts) -

9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.

#16 Posted by TSchonbeck (132 posts) -
xphacter said:
"9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.
"
Exellent! =D
#17 Posted by Resonate (177 posts) -

-2

#18 Posted by TwelveSided (13 posts) -

I'd give him 6 but he's always hanging out with Luigi...

#19 Posted by Nateh8sYou (20 posts) -
Kenzo287 said:
"OVER 9000!
"
damnit you took my response
#20 Posted by RVonE (4796 posts) -

Dude, his nose... That is so hot.

#21 Posted by Petervs (73 posts) -

Luigi is more my style :p

#22 Posted by sionweeks (710 posts) -

Somewhere between 0 and 0.1 XD

#23 Posted by Termite (2428 posts) -
xphacter said:
"9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.
"
Wow,

It's true though, the princess doesn't dump him so he must be doing something right
#24 Posted by epic_pets (1345 posts) -

Id give him a 7, pretty good.

#25 Posted by Shocker (2324 posts) -

easily a perfect 10

#26 Posted by TheDrifter (279 posts) -

Eleven

#27 Posted by Dalai (7793 posts) -

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
#28 Posted by Haiku (24 posts) -
Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
"

*shiver*
#29 Posted by DarkLegend (1383 posts) -

Negative ten I guess since he is a guy.

#30 Posted by Merforga (322 posts) -
"He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
#31 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1080 posts) -

Game Mario: very sexy.


Bob Hoskins playing Mario in the Super Mario Bros. movie: AAGGHH!
#32 Posted by ReapersPuppy (534 posts) -

Since he looks just like my Uncle
then I'm gonna give him a 0.5 =)

#33 Posted by Couse (74 posts) -
Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
"
Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
#34 Posted by AaronBelfast (1473 posts) -
Merforga said:
""He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
"
I like pie too...
#35 Posted by DirrtyNinja (724 posts) -
and people think that a sexy girl thread gives this site a bad name. Geeeeze.
#36 Posted by TheGTAvaccine (2916 posts) -

MMM MM MMMMM! That big honkin nose. At least a 9.999999999/10

#37 Edited by fuzzay (219 posts) -

5 when he's regular Mario. I give him a 10 when he becomes Super Mario, because everyone likes a bigger... ahem.

#38 Posted by DavidLeeRoth (153 posts) -

I was going to say a 4 or 5 until I saw that creepy picture... now I'm just lost.

#39 Posted by tec3297 (1258 posts) -

Um nothing cause he isn't a real person.

#40 Posted by Haiku (24 posts) -
Merforga said:
""He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
"
Mario doesn't get any pi!?!
#41 Posted by Homer (1366 posts) -

5.9

#42 Posted by ReggieWhiteJr (5 posts) -

Realistic looking Mario in that pic is a -4.5. Now, cartoony/video game Mario? That guy is a 9.5. Just something about that stache and that little belly that drives the ladies wild. Pauline, Daisy, Peach, etc.

#43 Posted by Dakota (254 posts) -

I would give him a 7, because hes a bit pudgey. Luigi is definitely pushing a 9 though.

#44 Posted by Vlademir (1083 posts) -

Well regular Mario is a 7 but when he's got the tail and ears from the leaf, 10.

#45 Posted by twenty0ne (3056 posts) -

Zero.

#46 Posted by DualReaver (3792 posts) -
Couse said:
"Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
"
Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
"
I'd hit it.
#47 Edited by VibratingDonkey (923 posts) -

Has anyone posted Ron Jeremy yet?

Pffft, I'm disappointed in you.

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#48 Posted by sonic64bit (20 posts) -

5. I don't know why, though.

#49 Edited by Jordan23 (1097 posts) -
I give Mario an 0, I don't judge men or male gaming characters.
#50 Posted by Quadrifoglio (861 posts) -

He's a fat plumber. I give him a 0.

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