LOL

Is that Rich Gallup?

Thought this was a joke at first

That was mindblowing.

This commercial kinda works..I feel better about myself for not needing that CD to get through my life :P

plus the second video would work for Tim Tracy, no doubt

Is it just me or did the first guy in the first video look kind of like Rich gallup?

Wait regularly $35 dollars. Come on whaaa?

wow

haha. OMG WTF?

Thank god i already hate humanity...

American consumers will buy into this crap?, hell of course they will.

My Grandma totally has that Elephant picture in the background at the end of the video,

Wow...we are pathetic people...if we have anti-suicidal CDS....lol.

Didn't you guys joke about something very similar to this on the podcast a while ago? I smell royalties.

"Have we, as a society, become so pathetically insecure that we now must rely on fake praise in order to avoid the crippling grip of depression and convince ourselves that everything is going to be OK?"

Yes, yes we have....

That would probably make me want to kill myself.

Unfortunately people in this mass consumption society is relying to products like these for self-fulfillment and recognition so I don't doubt that this thing has it's place in the marketplace and probably is selling quite ok. Sad as hell, but that's how it is. Why do you think so many people are Religious in this world?

I usually watch porno, that makes me feel better.

woah, i feel much better just watching these commercials! These products really do work!

Good job, internets...

I could have used that last week when my PS3 broke down. I defaulted to the old standby, alcohol.

I'm not even sure Ellen DeGeneres takes this product seriously.
"It's really the most hilarious thing I've heard in my life.  Everyone in the audience is getting one today!  Hooray for you! Hooray for you!"

She thinks it's "hilarious". Is that really what they're going for?

This is ridiculously stupid.

I'll take five!

HAHA!

I play this CD in the bathroom.

Seems like a Saturday Night Live commercial....

The metal version is pretty entertaining, but I'd like to hear the original.  It's too bad it got taken down so quickly.

-_-

The metal one is pretty good, if it was real I'd consider getting it.

Wow, cable adverts in the US are like the ones in the UK but taken up a notch. I laughed at the original video more, mostly 'cause of the overacting from everyone involved, but the timing of the metal songs in the second video is brilliant.

Hooray for you!

Edit: Woah, first video removed just as I posted my comment. =/

HOORAY FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I have seriously lost faith in humanity.

Theses videos are great, except for the FailBlog watermark, and the word "fail" used that way.

Only in America - God Bless you people!

That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Heh, failblog is more popular than I had imagined.

This can't possibly be real.  There's just no way.

Yeah, James. It was creepy then, it's creepy now.

The voice of encouragement sounds so fake, that would actually depress me more

I think this kind of thing already has existed for a long time, it is called religion.  Weak minds think alike.

Someone needs to bite the bullet and torrent this CD. I don't know how much longer I can go on without it.

Bruce had this exact blog about a month ago.

Jesus H Christ! What the fuck has the world come to?

We believe... In YOOU!

I have to put this in a short story or something, dude. You can't make this shit up.

"You have no friends. You were adopted."

People would complain if they made an infomercial for cigarettes and whiskey sour.
Sometimes the old ways are the best ways...

Well humans had a good run....