Trailer Blazer: E3 2017
...What am I doing? @marino's been humblebragging about uploading even more E3 trailers than last year, and now I'm going to sit here and watch them all until either my eyes fall out or I've decided I hate all video games forever. In all seriousness, Marino puts a hell of a lot of time and effort into uploading all these videos while also managing the E3 banner contest and a whole heap of wiki maintenance, and someone should probably watch them and then maybe make fun of them in a list format. The least anyone could do, really.
In addition to a general summary of what the trailer contains and how far along the games appear to be, I'm also introducing two new sidebars:
: E3 2017 was all about thinkfluencers, and I'd like to believe I'm as thinkfluential as the next guy. Here's where I interject with my own opinion on how the game looks and whether or not you should consider playing it.
: Sonic Mania, the Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy and that Bubsy reboot monstrosity all represent a keen desire by the industry to get us back to the 1990s, when sassy mascots once roamed the Earth. Not all games are created equally 90s though, so here's where I sort the bogus and bunk chaff from the totally tubular wheat. (I sound like a breakfast cereal.)
(work in progress! this is going to take a while!)
(v0.2 - 22/06: up to sixty!)
(v0.3 - 25/06: up to a hundred!)
(v0.4 - 29/06: up to 110!)
(v0.5 - 02/07: up to 120!)
(v0.6 - 03/07: up to 130!)
(v1.0 - 06/07: 148! That's all the ones I can find! Sorry.)