Things I never saw in Mass Effect
Of course this is to do with Mass Effect 'one', I have completed Mass Effect 2 twice so I know what I'm talking about.
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A male Quarian.
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A butt ugly reptile-mammal cross called a Vorcha.
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Thermal clips, they always run low when you're about to fight a boss...
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A female Krogan... Or a young (child) Krogan for that matter.
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A female Salarian.
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A male Asari, impossible of course but... Meh.
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Closest I got to a heavy weapon was the Spectre master gear and even then it wasn't a 'nade or rocket launcher.
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Those giant ants on Mars got nothing on the Collectors.
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LOKI, FENRIS, YMIR should have been in the first game, a heavy mech would've made a good boss.
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Another reptile-mammal cross, unlike the Vorcha these guys look good.
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Never really saw it do some proper combat (excluding the battle of the Citadel, even then it only fired a single disruptor missile).
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A friendly Geth, a Geth Hunter or a Destroyer using a flame thrower.
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Never saw this guy, but I can say with confidence Harbinger is so much more bad-ass than Sovereign.
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A friendly Batarian, or a Batarian squad member.
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Simply put they don't appear at all as an enemy, or as a background/cutscene object.
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Never saw this guy.
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or this guy.
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... never saw him.
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"What is your name?" asked Jesus.
"Legion," replied the man, "for we are many".
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Shotgun!
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Never saw this, whatever it is...
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... might as well have a sequel to the first game, or a prequel of the third game.
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*sigh*... the useless, squeaking space hamster that I bought for 9000 credits, but still it wasn't in the first game.
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Unless you count pressing 'A,A,A,A,A,A,B' as hacking...
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A pretty destructive weapon, shame the collectors never made an appearance in the first game.
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Scions, Abominations, Praetorians...
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Never saw the Master Chef... Chief.
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Some dude that fought some Necrophile dudes.
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Some dude that didn't fight Necrophiles.
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Just found out they're Necromorphs, not Necrophiles... Same thing right?
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Sure, I may be going through every Sci-Fi movie and game character, but at least this list isn't a 96-quest-whoring-list... Right?
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She might as well be E.D.I.
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She might as well be Cortana.
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One day the omnipotent, omnipresent and omni-benevolent Demi-God's at BioWare will let us use jet packs.
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As the great Spirit of Jazz said, 'there ain't no exit back here, it's just a toilet!'.
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Definitely not in one or two, but he may make a surprise cameo in ME3, depending on whether or not Treyarch somehow manage to buy out BioWare.
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I wonder how close the Heavy would come to dying if he fought Shepard one on one...
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After fighting off waves and waves of various Combine enemies, going into a destroyed science facility and reactivating something called GLaDOS, Shepard thought he deserved some cake. But the Cake, or TEH CAKE, was destroyed by a Reaper before it could make an appearance in-game.
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If he could chin-fist punch his way into the virtual Mass Effect universe, he would... it's a shame he's busy killing dinosaurs... I mean bad guys.
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He's watching you...
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Two reasons why he didn't make it in the game:
One. He swore far too much for a 12 game.
Two. He didn't exist.
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