I had more fun making the real turkey than the crappy tofu turkey.

For crying out loud :( stop this madness!

and fuck vegitarians too man

PETA is such a joke. As Jeff said, most of the things they do hurt their case (like this).

Ah PETA. The People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. That is what we're talking about, right?

Madness!

Fucks sake. This is getting retarded. PETA is going outa control. I love animals, I want animals to be treated well. I also like eating meat and think if people wat meat they should not be attack in this way.

I love me some cooked dead animal!

That is absolute insanity.

For every 1 animal that a PETA member "saves", I will eat 3.

When I was kid, I would have to hold the chicken on a stump, while my dad chopped off it's head... I thought it was pretty awesome watching the bird do its headless dance. I still eat chicken, tasty.

Read the comments on Joystiq, their reaction makes me have faith in rationality among men.

I played through the entire game *SPOILERS*

The last level they teach you to make a tofu dish as an alternative to turkey, with the message "you changed mama so she wont kill animals" or something like that.

*SPOILERS END* (like you really care)

I have PETA. They are hypocrites and idiots.

To be honest, PETA has done, and definitely said, much dumber things than this.

To thank PETA, I went out and ate some foie gras.

lmao, what a bunch of stupid fucking morons. I think it would be a great idea for anyone that hunts, or kills an animal in the future, to send their head to one of the PETA offices.

that game's awesome, you get to pluck the turkey, pull out it's guts, chop it's head off, and then cook it. 5 stars

Thanks PETA. I needed a laugh.

Tasty, tasty murder.

Actually, I've had a couple disturbing experiences with chicken eggs, but that happens when you have chickens. Fun fact: roosters crow for a number of different reasons, including to inform the world that they just scored!

I couldn't figure out the egg game.

I can't believe how hypocritical and completely useless PETA are. All they ever do is grab at headlines with both hands, under the pitifully thin guise of pretending to give a shit about anything other then being in the limelight.

Do they have any idea how many people would have died needlessly without animal testing? Do the care that the soya industry causes massive amouts of ecological damage both by destroying hundreds of thousands of miles of rainforest so that it can be used for growing the crops, and by poisoning and even killing local humans (and even their beloved animals), with fertalizers and pesticides? Do they even consider that without the meat industy, the world would be in an even greater food crisis than it already is? Of couse not, because addressing actual world issues without the use of brazen and almost completely fictitious shock tactics dosen't generate publicity.

Hey guys I actualy live near a farm and we get some pheasents in sometimes when the farmer's been shooting (I dunno if you get them in the US but they're a very gamey bird) and I get them, pluck them, and cook them and they're fucking delisious!

But hey.................... that soya's pretty good isn't it.

I don't understand why the eggs bleed.

Hmm.. Now because we can all be as stupid as this game I will be consulting my lawyer for reperations for the 10 minutes of my life I will never get back.

PETA will never get me to stop choking the chicken.

If only this was a downloadable game with points and trophies...

Pringles are people!

I had a go at it, pretty bad game too. It was the comments at the side between games that were hilarious!

I think they should stick to naked Dennis Rodman pictures.

As a vegetarian, I'm actually offended by your post Jeff. Call me uptight, whatever; I don't give a shit.
PETA is being way too extreme in this case, but to resort to saying "lol i will eat so many animals now," is just as bad.

Whackmypinata. I am going to go eat an animal now, just because of your post :)

What is PETA? ;-)

all animals go into shcok when there necks are sliced thus feeling no pain.

Hey Pibo47, congratulations. I'm going to add you my list of insensitive people on the internet.

I hate when the PETA does this.  Their intent and everything is good, but their execution is quite horrid and offensive.

does guys (PETA) would be ready to do anything for saving a pet or at least not letting it suffer

but they wouldn't be able to find a solution for stopping a relative from suffering (let's say : a human being that would only have assisted medical suicide to stop suffering)

I hope a lawsuit is pending. These pounders from PETA need to get slapped.

Kudos to the Giant Bomb crew for their diligent disrespect to things they find dumb. Meat ftw! :p

Funny how this shows up right near the Thanksgiving holiday, when millions of turkeys are killed for a single dinner holiday...

For a second there I thought it was the PTA, and i was thinking 'what?~ isn't this super hypocritical?'. Then I saw P'E'TA oh right... (-_-;)

"Do you know what they do to those animals?"

"No, but it's delicious"

                       -Jim Gaffigan

Die PETA

Ah...crazy PETA... Thanks for providing us with a pretty entertaining flash game.

*Goes to eat a chicken sandwich*

Alright, so I played the game.  Here's the review:

I'm with Whackmypinata. This is a bit hypocritical.