Weapons of choice against spiders in yoru house?

Personally i use John Grisham novels. Theyre usually thick enough to get the job done.

My mum's shoes.

My fists.  I falcon punch the motherfucker.  Generally results in massive holes in my walls.

These days I try not to kill them and usually try to get them to crawl onto our fly swatter so I can escort them out of the house.

I normally don't tend to kill spiders, since I fucking hate them. I usually let them do their business, but if they are about to deal massive damage to my weak point, they get a shoe to their weak point. Their weak point, is their size of course.

I crush them beneath 8' x 10's of David Arquette.

My Limited Edition Halo 2 case works fantastic.

I usually beat the shit out of 'em with a broom

My ear piercing scream.

I thought "Yoru" was a specific family.

Anyway I run around and hit it with a shoe. I'm scared of spiders so all is not well when spiders are around.

Whatever is handy. Though if I have a choice drowning them in chemicals is preferable.

My paperback copy of Stephen King's "The Stand".
You could kill a damn elk with that thing....

Dude, I'll take whatever method necessary to kill those damn things. I'm terribly arachnophobic though so I prefer making someone else deal with it. lol.

"Dude, I'll take whatever method necessary to kill those damn things. I'm terribly arachnophobic though so I prefer making someone else deal with it. lol."

I usually play some My Chemical Romance or Hawthorne Heights in the room and the spiders cut themselves to death.

"I catch spiders in my hands where possible (or a glass if not) and set them free. I have a thing for saving spiders since most people kill them. I'd much rather have spiders than flies."

My hand unless they're bigger then a quarter, then it's the book or something.

I don't kill them, I hug them and then I put them outside in the grass where they can eat whatever they want.

"I don't kill them, I hug them and then I put them outside in the grass where they can eat whatever they want.

"

Kill it..with FIRE!!

My shotgun

What dr_nefarious said! BURN THE DAMN THING! lol

Usually kill them with a shoe or slipper.

"I usually play some My Chemical Romance or Hawthorne Heights in the room and the spiders cut themselves to death."

Big books, vacuum cleaner, other big and flat objects.

Toilet paper and crush that sucker up.

I have this thing where I enjoy flicking them. It makes my younger brother squel like a girl, because he's more afraid of spiders than everyone I've ever met.

1. A piece of paper
2. A cup

Take the piece of paper, slide it under the  spider. Put the cup over it, flip it over, escort the spider outside.

Paper towels mostly. You have to get creative for the ones up high though. They don't always give you time to get a ladder (clever bastards).

I usually just leave them. I like spiders, why would I kill them? If a spider gets into the bathtub, or anywhere else I don't want it to be, I'll take it outside.

I get someone else to do it.  Call me what you will!

I honestly don't get the fear of spiders. Typically I leave them alone because that means they are eating other bugs.


Now if it's a mosquito hawk or a potato bug, those things are fucking dead. The flies get a flew swats with an old hat, potato bugs get something much heavier and more painful, like a textbook.

Harry Potter Books, I ruin two things. The color of my wall and a mediocre book.

-- God Bless.

"I don't kill them, I hug them and then I put them outside in the grass where they can eat whatever they want.

"

I usually just let them crawl on a piece of paper or something and put them outside.

I remember when I was little I saw a garden spider on the window so I tried to smack it. Broke a whole window for that...and it turns out the spider was on the other side..

My shoe, unless it's a black widow or a brown recluse(we have a lot of those here). Then I find a heavy book and toss it on top of it.

Fire, obviously the correct and only answer here.

My mouth

Spiders... sometimes I drown them in soap. Other times I just flip out and hope that when my hands hit them they died, and didn't grab on and start clim... OH CHRIST!

Plastic cup & a lighter.

My shoe. Or I spray it with poison.

the best weapon to use is ignorance of their presence.