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Quick Look: Onechanbara: Bikini Samaruai Squad

Are bikinis and zombies enough to keep you coming back for more?

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Mar. 18 2009

Cast: Jeff, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

115 Comments

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Edited By Grillbar

good one

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Edited By Justaddwater

2nd!

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Edited By JohnnyDps

Wow this is a great (Game)

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Edited By gingertastic_10

isnt everything with bikinis awesome?!?!?...look at DoA haha

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Edited By TheMcNasty

     Nice, I think the video kinda cut out at the end.  Maybe it's just me compy... or the game was so bad, the video committed suicide.

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Edited By Daeth_On_Demand

Woah.  Just woah.

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Oh god, let's hope the feds don't find this video.

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Edited By dudacles

So is this an import?

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Edited By Vod_Crack

30 mins well spent

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Edited By IncredibleBulk92

I loved Earth Defence Force, this game kinda reminds me of that game.  Thought it might be worth getting this, guess I'll watch this first.

EDIT: Wow, that game looks like junk.  It looks like a Dynasty Warriors game with only a few enemies.  Shame really.  I was really hoping for something like Earth Defence Force

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It's all about gameplay, graphics and inner butt jiggles...

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Edited By shulinchung

To truely test one's endurance, I demand an endurance run for this game!

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Edited By PureRok

This game looks awesome. I'm glad I've ordered this and the Wii version.

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Edited By ahoodedfigure

Just having zombies is no good.  You have to have something behind it or it's just...  lame. 

I wonder if any of their costumes are rainy-season compliant? :)

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Edited By Hirushubi

30 minutes for a Onechanara quick look


Giantbomb has just won the internet.
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Edited By AnEternalEnigma

It's "Onechanbara" not "Onechanara".

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Edited By get2sammyb

LOL That second girl was like 8.

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Edited By supermuchbrown

Holy V-Sync Bat-Man

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Edited By Domstercool

Blood monster needs to be Cool Combo'd six times :D   Cool combos are done by press X at the right time! :D

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Edited By LiveOrDie1212

its the year of the Digital-Boobs

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Edited By Spiritof

This game is ass.

Hot. Tight. Bikini clad. Ass.

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Edited By FlipperDesert

Wow, until I realised that was a 360 version I thought that was one ugly-ass Wii game.

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Edited By TaintedSun

Games like this are created for Jeff and Vinny to Quick Look for my enjoyment. This is how I see the universe.

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Edited By Reverseface

My sword is dirty just watching this.

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Edited By Kohe321

Game of the year 2009. Or?

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Oh look out! hot poop on a stick

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Edited By guerrajr

Wow. Really. 30mins. Still, funny quick look.

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Point get!

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Next Endurance Run Candidate ?... I think so!

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I like the loli sister the best, she can kick some ass

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I think they made a movie of this game. Ryan should watch it for TANG!!!

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This reminds me of X-Blades, except that game was actually worse, from the looks of it.

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what's with the screen tearing in the cut scenes ?

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Edited By LaszloKovacs

I rented this from Gamefly once, on a dare from one of my roommates.

There are no words for how terrible this game is. Don't play it, not even as a joke.

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That looks like a pretty horrible game but the quick look was very funny. Vinny and Jeff are a great combo when playing games.

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lol awesome commentary

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this game is rubbish. just like communism, the idea is really only good on paper.

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I think this could be enjoyable...if it were free...maybe?

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If this was on PS3, I would've most definitely bought it.

Too bad this was on 360... same goes to Bullet Witch or whatever the title was.

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Gimme some jiggle wiggle!

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No wonder Jeff plays Animal Crossing

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EDIT:  Second thought, this game does looks absolutely terrible.

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... O_O         ....  .. .... (o)(o) ........ ...

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Jeff spills all the goods in a matter of seconds!

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I totally have a pair of pants with one leg cut into shorts. I wore them for Halloween one year.

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Also, boobs.

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"POINT GET!"

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Edited By strangeling

Now, I'm not saying there's much more to the game, but it seems like even after playing for 30 minutes Jeff didn't figure out how to do some stuff.  That makes it seem even more banal than it is.


These companies need to take their awesome ideas and actually make good games out of them.

At least it provides a nice distraction while loading.
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Not working for anyone either?

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This game is so bad I kinda want to play it. Hooray for rentals.