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Posted by Brad (3215 posts) -
Momma mia! Woo-hoo! It's-a me, Mario! OK, that's about enough of that.


I wonder what Mario's honey tastes like.














The blockdizzle.











So surly!













Is this even a game?











The only classically trained Mario on the list.












Let's just move on, shall we?











Rubber bands in beard optional.












Before Mario was Mario!









Better than the real game? Almost.











He will swallow your soul.











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#1 Posted by Brad (3215 posts) -
Momma mia! Woo-hoo! It's-a me, Mario! OK, that's about enough of that.


I wonder what Mario's honey tastes like.














The blockdizzle.











So surly!













Is this even a game?











The only classically trained Mario on the list.












Let's just move on, shall we?











Rubber bands in beard optional.












Before Mario was Mario!









Better than the real game? Almost.











He will swallow your soul.











Online
#2 Posted by Mushir (2389 posts) -

Haha the Ron Jeremy one is awesome!

#3 Posted by jakob187 (21691 posts) -

You deny posting a picture of Tanooki Suit Mario...AND you don't have a #7 choice?


YOUR LIST FAILS!!!
#4 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -

Number 8's pic and number 7's name arent appearing brad!!

#5 Posted by LiveOrDie1212 (926 posts) -

the super real mario looks super freaky

#6 Posted by MattyFTM (14417 posts) -

Is number 7 Invisible Mario?

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#7 Posted by punkxblaze (2990 posts) -

Brad, your lack of paper Mario makes me sad. So sad.

#8 Posted by iAmJohn (6128 posts) -
  

#9 Posted by Slunks (329 posts) -
My favorite Mario.
#10 Posted by Weltal (2274 posts) -
#11 Posted by License_To_Bill (792 posts) -

I really like the new direction of the site. Keep it up!

#12 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

Lou Albano is the only Mario I'll ever know.

#13 Posted by Mourer (143 posts) -

Do the Mario!

#14 Posted by ZeroCast (1869 posts) -

The Number one Mario will definitely eat your soul....ALIVE.

#15 Posted by Oni (2104 posts) -

Jeff will fire you for ommitting Kuribo's Shoe, Brad.

#16 Posted by JoelTGM (5596 posts) -

the number 1 mario is creepy.

#17 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

Oh dear...that first choice Mario freaks me out.

#18 Posted by BlackPuma (64 posts) -

Or what about burned Mario.
I drew this myself!! ;)


#19 Posted by Rinkalicous (1340 posts) -

I'd argue it's 'Mamma Mia' but it's your call.

#20 Posted by Serker (521 posts) -

hah, whats with you guys today

#21 Posted by Duckchow (47 posts) -

"I wonder what Mario's honey tastes like."

LOL, that's pretty gross.

#22 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2511 posts) -

dude, where is that super-real mario from?
fan art?

#23 Posted by FlipperDesert (2096 posts) -
Brad said:
"1. Super Real Mario World

He will swallow your soul.









"
AAAAAAGH!

When you think about it, Mario looks fuckin' creepy. Really creepy.
#24 Posted by MattyFTM (14417 posts) -
Vigorousjammer said:
"dude, where is that super-real mario from?fan art?"
Yeah, it's Fan made. There's a homer Simpson one too, that I believe is done by the same guys (although I might be wrong). It's even creepier than mario:












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#25 Posted by LordAndrew (14426 posts) -

OH GOD!

#26 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Ha! I pulled and played with the Mario 64 face for a while. When I downloaded Mario 64 for the VC, I did it again... joy.

#27 Posted by darkjester74 (1589 posts) -

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

#28 Posted by Tolkienfanatic (99 posts) -

Am I the only one a bit disturbed by the honey comment?

#29 Edited by jesusburger (1 posts) -

my personal favourite

#30 Posted by Meltbrain (2975 posts) -

Oh man, super real mario looks like he kidnaps children and puts them in his van after luring them with sweets.

#31 Posted by Crono (2686 posts) -

that overly real mario scares me...

#32 Posted by JackiJinx (3091 posts) -

Personally, this is my favorite Mario.


#33 Edited by Muffin_Hunter (176 posts) -
@ iAmJohn
When I watch this I keep thinking he's about to lose his temper and say, "Come on yous fuckin' kids, DO DA MARIO DAMN IT!!!"
  

#34 Posted by LoneStranger (28 posts) -

How in the heck is Captain Lou Albano not number one?  OUTRAGEOUS!

#35 Posted by Otacon (2209 posts) -

Woo stretchy face!

#36 Posted by Death_Burnout (3797 posts) -

April 1st is a nice time at GiantBomb.

#37 Posted by Hector (3365 posts) -

Real Mario looks scary!

#38 Posted by ocdog45 (675 posts) -

didn't know ron jeramy was mario. funny pic.

#39 Posted by Kazona (3081 posts) -

Oh god I remember that Captain Lou...

#40 Edited by patrick5152003 (264 posts) -

mario honey?! what da hell goin  on?!

#41 Posted by Brad (3215 posts) -
Tolkienfanatic said:
"Am I the only one a bit disturbed by the honey comment?"

Then it's working as intended!
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#42 Posted by LiK (924 posts) -

Princess Peach tasted that honey and she liked it.

#43 Posted by VibratingDonkey (883 posts) -

Oh man. Oh no you did not just type that first caption. I made a big LOL in my pants after which I proceeded to be grossed out and mildly curious as to the whereabouts of where this honey would be expelled from.

In fact, where does honey come from? Is it beebarf? Mmmmm beebarf...

#44 Posted by zoozilla (980 posts) -

God, Mario is so......inhuman.

#45 Posted by JJOR64 (19023 posts) -
jesusburger said:
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my personal favourite"
Holy shit.  That picture is awesome.
#46 Posted by RenegadeSaint (1553 posts) -

Super real Mario is super disturbing.

#47 Posted by OzzerOzby (50 posts) -

I can't even look at that real life Mario for more then 5 seconds before I start getting creeped out. That is going to haunt my dreams for years.

#48 Posted by MeatSim (10895 posts) -

Super Mario Brothers super show!

#49 Posted by AllanIceman (1323 posts) -

#1 is Amazing!!

#50 Posted by Junpei (763 posts) -

my love of Tanooki wants it higher... that and the lacking amounts of Karebo's Shoe makes me sad