Bad Dudes
The most baddest dudes that have ever lived, ever! Spiky haired teenagers need not apply!
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Can throw everyone!
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Shepard!
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Cole Train's a comin' WOO WOO! WOO WOO!
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Uses fabulous secret powers to become the MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
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Tips strippers while shooting space aliens! Also has a jetpack and abuses steroids!
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Cool mustache!
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One bad dude!
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Shoots former friends in the head!
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Does what he wants because he can!
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Casually walks away from explosions! Has a British accent!
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Mourns the loss of his mother by wearing her skull while beating up animals! Just like Batman!
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He's right behind you! Seriously, look!
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Uses bull shark testosterone!
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Uses a minigun! Is from Russia!
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The most overpowered class in the game!
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Always wins!
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Appears on this list twice!
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Slams dudes' heads in urinals!
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An Orc with class!
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Spacemanfrog that wears sunglasses!
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Spacemanfrog that leads other spacemanfrogs into battle IN SPACE!
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Bad enough to save the most powerful man on Earth!
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Bad enough to save the most powerful man on Earth!
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Beat an evil dolphin in a breath holding contest! Lives in a studio apartment in The City!
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Knows how to win a civil war!
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He's undead and mad!
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Bones blue broads! May be a non-dude but still bones blue broads!
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British! Maybe!
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Look at his arms!
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Made of stone!
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Can burst into flame! And fly!
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This guy is messed up!
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Chokes people using the bacteria in his blood!
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If he asks for your clothes and motorcycle; you say yes!
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Kills space zombies with space power tools, in space!
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Shreds a mean air guitar, Wananoow!
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Fist bumps years after it's no longer cool!
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Kills demons with guns!
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Shoots absolutely everything all the time!
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Good sport who fights fair!
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Pulls knifes out of his chest! And then throws said knifes in bad guy's eyes!
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Blades come out of his arms! Also has pointy teeth!
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A cop in Detroit!
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Eats ghosts!
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Don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry!
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Two extra arms!
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Gets the job done!
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The reason why the Great Wall exists!
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Comes from a planet called Apocalypse!
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Killed his grandma when he was four years old!
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Has a scar over an eye!
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Even with access to 8.3 billion guns he uses his fists to solve problems!
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Choke-slams communists!
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Good sense of humor!
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Asian Duke Nukem!
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Named Captain Carnage for a reason!
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Named Major Mayhem for a reason!
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Gave the world Baywatch!
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A bad dude!
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Punches trees down with his bare hands!
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Has only been wrong once in his entire life!
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Doesn't need all his fingers to rip pipes out of walls!
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Uses exploding propane tanks as a rocket ship!
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Free if you bought the game new! If not; there are worse ways to spend $15!
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Has a jetpack!
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He's here to chew bubble gum and kill Nazis and he is all out of gum!
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He may be mentally challenged but he knows what part of a sword goes where!
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An earthworm in a space suit!
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Kills communists while using the F word!
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At one point owned a diamond encrusted human skull!
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An alcoholic squirrel that uses machine guns and rocket launchers!
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He's an ex cop who doesn't play by the rules!
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Oh YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
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Miniature giant space hamster!
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This is Jimmy!
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Has three legs! No, it's not a dick joke!
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One smooth brother! Can and will eat anything!
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Walks on busted glass barefoot!
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Statement: awesome violent robot is awesome and violent!
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Like 400 years old!
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Just wants to make it! And revenge!
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Look at those eyebrows!
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Hates the Alliance! A lot!
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One eye mask!
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Thuper dope!
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Cool voice!
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Uses guns to solve ALL his problems.
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Cut's himself to keep track of the people he has killed!
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He knows!
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Most powerful man on the world wide web!
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Plays by his own rules!
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Showstopper!
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Been on TV!
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Has a gun for an arm! Unless you equip him with the boxing glove!
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Has metal claws and heals fast!
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Top man!
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Can attack with his sword or bow!
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Family friendly Duke Nukem!
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A SHARK WITH CLAWS! Can also walk on land!
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More masculine version of Duke Nukem! More relevant too!
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