My Dream Harem

I dream of ruling the world with a omnipotent and benevolently tyrannical iron fist. Every good tyrant of course, needs a harem. But in my dreams, my Haremites aren't JUST a bunch of sex-starved nymphettes awaiting my attention. They're my enforcers, my bodyguards, my generals, my strategists, my administrators, and even my entertainment. They're everything a good tyrant needs in order to rule the cosmos. So with no further adieu...my dream harem. Now some jailbait may pop up from time to time...partly because videogame developers seem to see no problem with giving 13 year old girls Double D Cups which can make ascertaining age on some of these ladies difficult. And partly cuz...well...you know. If jailbait does pop up, we'll just assume they're Haremites-in-Training :)

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Posted by Allison

This is the worst thing, I'm not even joking.

Now some jailbait may pop up from time to time...partly because videogame developers seem to see no problem with giving 13 year old girls Double D Cups which can make ascertaining age on some of these ladies difficult. And partly cuz...well...you know. If jailbait does pop up, we'll just assume they're Haremites-in-Training :)

THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING YOU WROTE. WHY???

Posted by Delsaber

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Time to go outside, dude.

Posted by Rolento

You have issues.

Edited by RobotHobo

This list could have dropped the creep-factor by half if he just didn't use the word "Harem" anywhere in it. (or any variations of that word) That still would have left it as highly creepy, sure, but it would have gone from "This guy needs a life" to "This guy probably needs a restraining order."

Also, it's all females. What, no variety in your dream harem?