Octurbo: Cosmic Fantasy 2

Cosmic Fantasy is yet another Telenet Japan (one of the bigger companies pushing out games for the TurboGrafx-CD, and developers of the Valis games) franchise that the West only saw bits and pieces of. Specifically, this one game. Cosmic Fantasy 2 is also a Working Designs joint, who were US publishers/translators who were very selective with the games they chose to localize. They're best known for some early Sega CD games as well as Lunar, Alundra, Vanguard Bandits and a bunch of other fifth-generation JRPGs after FFVII sent demand through the roof. Telenet Japan and Working Designs also collaborated on Exile, a game we've previously covered. There are at least four other Cosmic Fantasy games for the PC Engine CD-ROM2 that never saw a localization, including a weird non-interactive spin-off that splices together all the cutscenes from the first two games and plays them without any gameplay parts in-between getting in the way (does Kojima know about this format?). Though I believe each entry is detached in the way most JRPG franchises are, they all seem to focus on that Star Ocean/Wizardry concept of a "primitive" fantasy setting that is juxtaposed with more overt science fiction elements. For instance, the spear-wielding rural hero of this game, Van, is depicted in something like a Starfleet uniform (or maybe something from Outlaw Star) on the US box art. (That's not the US boxart up there, by the way, I just think the Japan one is better. It has a sentient cat!)

Besides the curious theme combo, Cosmic Fantasy 2 seems like your run of the mill JRPG. Battles are turn-based and happen randomly whenever you're in a dangerous area, and the player is limited in what they can do until they level up a bit and learn new skills and magic. What's strange, and the Wikipedia entry for this game corroborates this, is that every enemy in the game just hits you with regular attacks. They have no spells, no status effects, no criticals and no area of effect attacks that hit the whole group. Each enemy just targets one member of the party and hits them, for an amount of damage generally defined by the strength of the monster and the defense of the party member. So it's perhaps not the most tactically challenging RPG out there. Still, though, you didn't see too many RPGs from 1992 with fully voiced anime cutscenes, so perhaps the care and craft that went into this game was put towards its presentation rather than its gameplay. But hey, let's not throw shade before we've had a chance to see the thing.

Please, If It's Sci-Fi Fantasy, It Should Be Spelled With a "Ph". That's More Science-y.

"Yep, that's a great idea for a planet. We'll go with that."
Yowza. Not what I would name an island.
This is Van, our hero. Currently he's running around and jumping while holding a spear like an idiot. He's got kind of a Reid Herschel from Tales of Eternia vibe, always going out hunting so he can eat steaks every night.
The womenfolk are out picking "berries". Look like coconuts to me, but then this is some fantasy world so fuck it, they're berries.
This exasperated young lady is Laura, Van's best friend and obvious love interest.
Laura chastizes Van for running around being an idiot when there's harvesting work to be done.
But guess what? Van's a loud, brash anime protagonist. He doesn't have time to picking Not-Coconuts.
Welcome to Cosmic Fantasy 2!
Yep, standard JRPG starting town. Rural setting, check. Chickens, check.
What the f-
Alright, so maybe it's not that standard a starting town. I think there might be gas fumes seeping up through the ground.
There's your usual stores too. The game doesn't surface any information about how much better or worse the equipment is compared to what you have currently. All "description" does is tell you what it is.
Stranger? Don't I live here? I think from the passive aggression that there's some history here. (No, it's just the game being dumb, but I like to inject a little drama where apropos.)
After Van leaves town, he automatically marches to this giant tree for reasons that'll become clear. It weirds me out when you can walk over forest spaces on the world map. Feels like I should be blocked by all these trees.
Wait, is this Yggdrasil?
Nah, just some tree Van carved his and Laura's names into as a kid. How sweet. I'm sure this isn't leading up to anything tragic.
Van's shaken from his sepia-toned flashback by a loud noise. Gadzooks and such.
Noooo! Laura! Creepy uncle! Passive-aggressive Innkeeper girl! The weapon shop guy with the tiny head! All those well-established and beloved characters, up in smoke!
I'll save yo- Ah, my mistake. I guess it was another village. It's not like I could easily tell which direction the smoke was coming from with that cutscene, you know.
The torched town is actually this one. This also explains why I wasn't allowed to move around the world map until after that tree cutscene: it's because this town never had a "not burned" state.
That's a great name for a wizard. A+ for effort.
This is horrible. All these burned-out husks of buildings. (Is there anything here I can steal?)
The Mayor, who is miraculously still alive, tells Van that the army led by Galam and Wizda that destroyed this town were after a princess that has been hiding out on Clan Island incognito.
To Van's credit, he figures out that they mean Laura, even before the mayor adds the fact that the princess is supposed to be wearing a gigantic priceless locket that might as well be a big sign saying "yo, this girl's probably royalty with bling like this".
And as soon a we get to our home village, we're accosted by the game's first random encounter.
The hobgoblin in particular is a tough bastard. As stated during the pre-amble, all monsters will do in this game is hit you. All you can do is hit them, for right now. All these early battles are breathlessly exciting, in other words.
I did go up a level. After my very first battle, even. I have no problems with expediting this early grinding process.
Wow, there's even random encounters in town now. The Plasma Slime is the weakest enemy, as per Wizardry/Dragon Quest tradition, though it's made out of plasma because that's science-fiction-y. The goblins aren't particularly science-fiction-y, unless you count their remarkable similarity to Saibamen. Good thing I'm not Yamcha! [/anime].
I don't even know what these things are. Jello shots?
Why, thank you, obvious boss. Your little goons didn't really leave me any recourse.
Oh hell. So because this guy and your guy can only ever exchange hits (though I can use healing herbs too), getting massacred like this isn't the way to win this fight.
Instead, I'm going to have to grind some more. Fortunately, you level up pretty quickly. I'm talking like every three or four battles. Plus, I can spend the money I make on more herbs.
Ah, that's way more manageable. The guy eventually goes down after a thrilling fight of "Captain took 8 points of damage, Van received 7 points of damage, Captain took 8 points of damage, Van received 7 points of damage, Capt-"
"Laura's gone. I guess we forgot to tell her not to always wear that big locket that basically tells the world who she is."
Fortunately, we get to Galam's Galleon in time to see Laura off. Send me a postcard!
Oh no, it's Wizda! Wizda looks very cold. I don't necessarily mean, like, dispassionate and cruel, just how Wizda's huddled up for warmth and is bright blue. Maybe could've worn something warmer than a big cloak?
I... I can't tell if Wizda's a man or a lady. Even the voiceovers don't make it clear. I guess he/she's like Flea, then?
Aw heck, did I need to grind more?
Nope, I was just supposed to get my ass kicked.
Look, excuse me Princess, but that blue wizard person knocked me on my ass in one hit. Give me a few hours to grind some levels and I'll get back to you.
I liked this shot of an unconscious Van being left by the harbor as lightning strikes. Reminds me of the cinematic for Link's Awakening.
Oh what is this Bush League "lying over the covers and there's a shadow even" malarkey? This Octurbo is ov-errr.

You know, it probably doesn't do a JRPG any favors to only play through the first half hour like this. I mean, most of them start pretty much the same way anyway. All the same, I think there are flashes here of the sort of game Cosmic Fantasy 2 might blossom into (though absolutely nothing regarding the game's sci-fi elements). It's fair to say that I have a soft spot for JRPGs like this, even when they get grindy and repetitive. Working Designs is a fantastic translation team too when they aren't making dumb pop culture jokes that become instantly dated, so I'm always curious to try out more games they worked on.

So as I end another edition of Octurbo, I'll leave you all with this to ponder: What's your Cosmic Fantasy? Wait, no, don't answer that. Abort, abort! We're done!

  • Cosmic Fantasy 2 full soundtrack (it seems the guy who uploaded this just burned the whole CD. That's totally something you can do, since most CD players recognize TGCD games as audio CDs with the exception of the first track, which is where the game's data is stored and should always be skipped over. Playing the first track leads to an error message that essentially says "yo, don't play this part, it'll probably ruin the disc and/or player". Sounds like they got a few audio-only cutscenes in there too.).
  • Cosmic Fantasy 2 ending song (in English)

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Octurbo: Motteke Tamago

It's probably redundant by now to say that this is another weird game. If you took all of the text from Octurbo-CD so far and put it into one of those fancy infographic word clouds, the biggest words would be "weird", "strange" and "what am I even doing" by a considerable margin. Motteke Tamago is weird inside and outside, though, as its gameplay and its release history are equally unusual. Released as late as 1997, way into the 32-bit fifth generation, it is actually the penultimate game for the PC Engine (officially, at least), and was originally given away for free on the cover CD for the Tokuma Shoten magazine "Super PC Engine Fan Deluxe". Apparently, it was meant to be released a lot sooner during the PC Engine's heyday, but was never published for whatever reason.

Motteke Tamago (which means something like "Take It Egg", which makes sense given you're grabbing eggs) is a multiplayer grid maze game superficially similar to Hudson's Bomberman. The player is a duck who has to run around a grid maze picking up eggs which then follow the duck. As long as the player keeps moving, the eggs will eventually hatch into ducklings who then make their own way to the player's coop at the corner of the screen. The opposing ducks (which can be human or CPU controlled, and there can be up to three of them) are also trying to do the same thing. The player can also create these little fried egg blocks to trap other ducks, and perform a dash (which requires a charge up) to blast through blocks (and other ducks) in their way. In practice it sounds straightforward enough, kinda, but there's many complications that can have beneficial or adverse effects on the player's chances of winning. Let's see how many I can show off...

Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Abstruse

Welcome to Motteke Tamago! We're spared from any duck anime intros, thankfully. I don't even know what that would be like. "A Quack on Titan"?
As Nerduck explains, you select the number of human players first and then CPU. Each duck here is represented by which quadrant they start in (4P is bottom right, for instance), so you can choose wherever you want to start.
This screen is a little more unusual. We'll revisit it later, but it's essentially recording your single player progress.
And this is what the game looks like. The game tosses a few eggs around, each within reach of the four corners to start you off gently. I'm the white duck with the blue apron, and I want to return ducklings to that top left white coop. It is highly possible that I've misconstrued things and that the ducklings can be deposited in any of these other coops.
These bushes, when flashing (they look pink in these screenshots for some reason), hide power-ups, and you have to take a moment to shake them out of the bush before you can collect them. This is essentially the equivalent of blowing up blocks in Bomberman to look for power-ups. You can see one of the power-ups to the right, and that one in particular makes the eggs following you hatch sooner. I think. Honestly, the speed at which these games move makes it hard to figure out anything.
The end of my first game, there's a protracted score tallying progress. If you've ever played Mario Party (or heard Jeff grouse (heh, bird puns) about how arbitrary the scoring can be), it's a little like that. You're given points for how many chicks you return to the roost, how many you get of your color, how many pink ones you get, how often you get smoked by opponents, etc. etc. It's not something you can easily keep track of in-game.
Each player has a stock of lives, though there's very few scenarios in which you can lose one. The most common means of transitory demise is the "flaming duck" power-up, which makes you temporarily deadly to other ducks if you touch them. Losing lives doesn't really do much besides lose you points at the end.
Yeah, I didn't do so hot the first time around. I mean, I also had no idea what I was doing. I know, I know, that's a wuss defense.
Turns out if you pause the game, you can actually see how well everyone's doing. There are the four basic chick colors (which correspond to the players' ducks and will earn more if they match). There's also pink chicks, which are worth more, and black chicks, which are worth a lot more or a lot less depending on circumstances. It sounds like a lot to keep track of, but it's fairly explicable after a while.
I got trounced again. The two ducks in the middle charged at each other, which means being dropped into an Andy Capp-style "fighting cloud" (if you've seen too many cartoons like I have, you'll know what I mean). I'm not sure how a winner is decided, but the loser stays stunned for several crucial seconds. You generally want to be stunned as infrequently as possible.
I'm determined to win this first board. It's a matter of pride. Plus, I sorta know what I'm doing now. Sorta.
We run into a major complication when this asshole shows up. I'll explain him later. Importantly...
...I manage to procure the most ducklings! While there's plenty of weird bonuses that can mess with the total scores and bring about upsets, generally speaking getting the most ducklings is a fairly good indicator that you've won.
Finally! Human wins! Take that, robot ducks.
If you spend too long on the winning score screen, this fellow pops up to remind you to stop gloating and get on with it.
Some more weirdness now. This little guy with the shades is the occasional result of a chick hatching. It'll go nuts, run around the screen depositing bonus eggs while some crazy music plays. Eventually it shakes itself out of its Cool Guy reverie, look a bit confused and then continue back to the coop as per normal.
You'll notice the yellow duck has a golden egg. Swan chicks hatch from those, and while they look like black chicks (which give you a penalty, for some oddly duck-racist reason), they provide huge bonuses. It's worth fighting over a golden egg if you find one.
I'll return to this progress screen to show you how it's updating itself. A circle means that a human player has beaten the map. A cross means that the player has played the map, but lost. Each of the ten stages in each world are simply re-configurations using the same background and obstacles.
This is World 2. There's a bit more of an urban setting here, and there's a complication in those little gray blocks on the sides of the screen. They pop up and down at intervals, blocking your way. We also see that giant manic rooster make a return.
What that guy does is march across the map for a minute, dropping those little fried egg blocks everywhere he goes. You can't get past them unless you charge, and the charge can only remove a handful at a time. Eventually the big rooster decides to take a nap in front of one of the coops at random, blocking it completely and pretty much dooming that player. He's a butt.
I'll show off World 3 as well, while I'm here. The little pressure plate traps at the top and bottom create a small chain of fried egg blocks somewhere at random.
I am rocking this match. I was fortunate enough to grab a few speed power-ups early on, and those things are worth their weight in golden eggs. Being the fastest means getting to all the eggs first.
Booya! Well, I don't think I'll be topping that decisive victory, so let's call it here. I think I've pretty much shown everything off, besides a few of the power-ups (and I'm still not entirely copacetic on what they all do anyway).

That's Motteke Tamago, and it seems pretty darn cool. There's been a resurgence of late of great local multplayer games, and Motteke Tamago seems like ideal reboot material to join in on that bandwagon. The game's an odd combination of Bomberman and ChuChu Rocket, where it's all about resource procurement and management and keeping a fairly critical eye on proceedings to ensure no-one's getting a leg up over you. You can also decide to mess with other ducks, stealing their eggs and knocking them down or screwing them over in other ways. Actually, I guess it reminded me of that battle game in Diddy Kong Racing where you're collecting/stealing pteranodon eggs in those planes. Man, was Diddy Kong Racing a great kart racer.

Anyway, since I'm already reminiscing about other games, that's probably a good time to bring today's Octurbo to a close. This doesn't seem like the most attainable game, seeing as it was a bonus disc on a fairly obscure magazine that was already late to the party as far as where PC Engine's lifespan was at in 1997. Here's hoping Naxat Soft (or Kaga Create, as they're now known) see the sound financial sense in re-releasing an incredibly obscure game that was given away in Japan for free. Aww, I just made myself sad. At least there's always Motteke Tamago Ganbare Kamonohashi.

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Octurbo: Star Parodier

I believe this will be the last shoot 'em up I cover for this edition of Octurbo. There's only so much you can do with a screenshot LP of a shoot 'em up, given how functionally similar many of them are and the speed at which they move. The PC Engine/TurboGrafx-16 is absurdly well represented in this genre, more so than any other of the core 16-bit consoles and I'm not sure why that is exactly, as the least technologically sophisticated console the TG-16 suffered the most from trying to keep multiple sprites on the screen at once and employing the various parallax scrolling techniques that are usually more prominent in these fast-paced games. I guess they just found a home here (and eventually in other marginalized consoles like the Saturn and Dreamcast).

Star Parodier is actually part of Hudson's Star Soldier franchise of sci-fi shoot 'em ups, and is to that series (and Hudson games in general) what Parodius is to Gradius (and Konami games in general). The big and really only main difference between the two franchises is that Star Soldier is a vertically-aligned affair, but beyond that Star Parodier kind of follows its better-known nutty inspiration to the letter, throwing all sorts of weird shit at the player and giving them a number of unusual spaceships to play as, each with their own idiosyncrasies. While the graphics are a little out there, the gameplay sticks close to the format of its more serious brethren, adopting similar power-ups and other systems. The game was actually developed by Kaneko, known for many prestigious contributions to gaming such as Gals Panic, rather than Hudson Soft themselves.

An interesting coincidence is that because this game belonged to Hudson it ended up being included with the rest of Hudson's library when it was sold off to another company after Hudson went out of business. That purchasing company just so happened to be Konami.

But hey, there's plenty more weirdness to get into today, and what better way than through screenshots (don't say video)? Seeing is believing, after all. Time is money, and what goes up must come down. A stitch in time sa- I'm just going to start this thing already.

"Satire Soldier" Would've Been a Better Name, But Then I Can Be Too Much of a Back Seat Punner At Times

I'm not sure where this game fits into the Star Soldier chronology, even if one were to entertain the notion that the game is canonical in any way. Parodier came about after Final Soldier and Super Star Soldier, perhaps the two best known games, but I think this might cutscene might be talking about the first game.
Anyway, the big antagonist Mother Brain (she gets around, it seems) has taken up shop on this planet filled with theme parks and other weirdness. Anime Lady implores the nearby friendly planet to lend assistance.
Of course, it's not Earth, but Planet Bomber. I love that the Bomber screen "translates" the anime lady into a cutesy Hudson character.
The Bomberman war council, which is to say the five Bombers from the multiplayer game huddled around a table with tiny coffees (this game is already too adorable), decide on a plan of action.
The Bombermen get busy to work designing and producing a few ships to send over. The Paro-Ceaser is your standard "normal" spaceship option for boring people.
Alternatively, you use this giant Bomberman. Hey, if you're rescuing a nearby planet, you might as well get some free advertising out of it.
The third and final ship option is a gigantic anthropomorphic PC Engine. I'm sure there's a Pimp My Ride joke to be made here about playing your console on your console.
As a final cute detail, the big PC Engine is given a HuCard of Super Star Soldier. Maybe it's a tactical suite for the battles to come?
Off the trio go! I'm not quite sure if the scale is accurate here, but no time for quibbles! We got animes to save!
Welcome to Star Parodier! I'm starting to suspect that this might not be a serious game.
There is only one choice as far as I'm concerned. You'll notice that there is a shared default weapon and three different upgrade paths for each of the three ships.
The power-ups look different for each ship as well. The PC Engine gets these little HuCards. Did I mention this game was adorable? The red-colored ones simply boost the strength of the default machine gun weapon.
As you can see, I'm now firing from multiple directions. You'll also find various upgrades for accessories besides the main weapon, such as shields and extra bombs. Also, when you shoot those little red enemies at the bottom right, they just put up little white flags.
I've got these little homing (sorry, "homming") missile dealies and am now being circled by two TurboGrafx controllers, which work as defensive options.
Grabbing a blue HuCard lets me fire powerful CD-ROMs at enemies. Look at me! I'm a defective PSP!
This is the first stage's mid-boss, a Ferris wheel connected to a clock with little bunny girls in each gondola. The only difficult part of this battle is avoiding being hit by the gondolas themselves (the remaining ones speed up each time you destroy one).
With the insane output I have now, this barrage of Bullet Bill wannabes aren't much of a concern. Man, those little Daruma guys are everywhere.
I grabbed all three HuCard types with this screenshot. It's Default (Red), CD-ROM (Blue) and Homing (Yellow). Ideally, you want to grab one of a certain color and stick with it: picking up multiple instances of the same color increases your firepower, whereas grabbing a different colored power-up drops you back to level 1 of that weapon's upgrade path. This four-way CD spread shot is as powerful as this upgrade path will get, so I'm ignoring any HuCards that pop up.
You actually see the first stage's boss several times in the level, but because it's just a disembodied roller coaster train it's easy to mistake it as, well, a regular roller coaster train. It's a little unpredictable in its patterns, leaving and entering the screen at different points while firing missiles, but I've got shields for days at this point.
This game seems surprisingly easy so far, as someone who sucks at this genre who survived that first stage without a scratch. Maybe it just has a particularly gentle difficulty curve. The goofy cartooniness would suggest that this skews a little younger with its audience.
After each stage you get these fun little title cards relating to the stage/boss you just beat. I guess there's no hard feelings?
Stage 2 is Tetris Land. I kind of want that background for my wallpaper. As in, room wallpaper, not desktop. I've also accidentally fired off one of my smart bombs, so I might as well show you all what it looks like.
Man, I hope they got permission from Alexey Pajitnov for this stage.
I've covered most of what I want to say about this game, but I just took this screenshot because I love the look of that bulbous tank.
Stage 2's mid-boss is this weird little Balloon Fighter clown. He attacks by dropping signs on you. I don't know what the signs say, except perhaps "Happy Birthday" (he'd prefer "Death From Above", but I guess he's stuck).
D'aww, don't cry little guy. Your attacks were just incredibly easy to avoid, is all.
The boss of Stage 2 are these triangles. Seems even more out there than the roller coaster train, I know. But...
...this boss is a shape-shifter. A tangram, to be precise (though it doesn't use the traditional tangram pieces). First form is this UFO, which fires large homing shots.
We then have this, uh... I'm going to give Kaneko the benefit of the doubt and say "rocket ship". All it does is try to follow you around and... poke you.
Third form is this fish which spits out lots of smaller fish.
I didn't grab the fourth form, which was a scorpion, since it decided to stick itself at the corner of the screen. Anyway, it finally gives up after this.
And that's Stage 2. Man, the PC Engine is a jerk.
As we start on this lovely river stage with kappas closing in fast, I think we'd better call it while we're still ahead.

Star Parodier isn't too bad, but it seems a little too easy and much of the insanity doesn't match up to Parodius. If anything, they're playing it way too safe (as in, lazy), with what seems to be a lot of stage ideas borrowed from Parodius and TwinBee. Seems kinda fitting that this game would default to Konami eventually.

This was, to the chagrin of any serious Star Soldier fan, the only CD Star Soldier game in the 16-bit era. The series would see a single N64 sequel (Star Solder: Vanishing Earth) and a few remakes for modern consoles. Konami being Konami doesn't seem to want to do much with any of its older properties these days, and I'm not sure the noble shoot 'em up has much market penetration these days anyway.

Still, this goofy little game did become available to the US and Europe eventually, via the Wii's Virtual Console. It's not terrible, and a lot easier than most games in this genre if you're someone like me who gets shot down so often that it becomes discouraging. Then again, you could also just play Eric Pope's new dream music shoot 'em up instead if you're in the market for one of these.

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Octurbo: Ys IV: Dawn of Ys

Couldn't dance around Ys forever. One of the greatest action RPG franchises ever made and still seeing new entries, Ys has been criminally underrepresented in the West until fairly recently (it's established a firm foothold on Steam, and I'd recommend trying Oath in Felghana or Origin). Each game in the core series features the red-haired swordsman Adol, who travels to some other region in Not-Europe to sort out their problems. He's essentially the fantasy anime equivalent of Winston Wolfe.

I wanted to cover Ys IV: Dawn of Ys in particular for two reasons: First, I've already played Ys III: Wanderers From Ys (quite a bit, even) and this is the only other Ys game released on the PC Engine CD-ROM (Ys V: Kefin, The Lost City of Sand was a 1995 SNES game and Ys VI, best known as Ys: The Ark of Napishtim, was a PS2 game that came way later). Second, Ys IV: Dawn of Ys is unique for being an entirely different take on Ys IV: Mask of the Sun, despite sharing a numeral and the same setting. There's actually four different versions of Ys IV all told, each very different. This HardcoreGaming101 article on the Ys series goes into more detail, but suffice it to say this is a very curious point in the Ys series' history.

Ys IV, or at least this Ys IV, sees Adol make his way to Celceta on a new adventure, after a temporary layover in the town of Minea in Esteria (from Ys I and II) continuing right after the events of Ys III. Though there's a bit of a serial storyline going on between each game, it's fairly unimportant: Each new game introduces you to a brand new region with new people to meet fairly quickly after starting. The only constants are usually just Adol himself and his large, gregarious friend Dogi. Ys IV also goes back to classic Ys combat, which is to say that you run into monsters at an angle and they die. Not the most sophisticated combat engine, but it works better than it sounds.

If Iron Galaxy Created This Series, Would It Be Called "D Ys-y"?

The game starts with this cool sinking island animation. Though my memories of the first two games are fairly dim, I believe the island is the legendary floating continent of Ys (for which the series is named) and the tower is the Tower of Darm, the enormous dungeon that makes up most of the first game.
And here's Darm, the big antagonist from Ys II.
We join him in a fight against this glowing blue hero, but who could that be?
Well, I mean, it's Adol. I already said he's in all these games.
These are Feena and Reah (I forget which is which). They're two amnesiac girls you bump into in Esteria, who just so happen to be the lost Goddesses of Ys. They're the ones responsible for Adol's blue forcefield right now.
I feel like I probably should've put "spoilers for Ys I and II" somewhere. My bad.
Anyway, Adol destroys Darm and peace is restored to the land of Esteria. That's mostly how Ys I and II went. Also these animated cutscenes look pretty good! I hope they persist.
Welcome to Ys IV: The Dawn of Ys! I wonder if it's going to tie into the first two games in any way?
Adol's coming back to Esteria after the events of Ys III, with his best friend Dogi. Dogi's psyched to be heading back, but of course Adol doesn't voice his excitement one way or the other. He's one of those silent protagonist types (well, usually).
Meeting Dogi's pal Goban, who played a pivotal role in Ys I and II, we're escorted back to Minea as a late title card drops. Wait, didn't we already get a title screen?
Damn right, little girl. I can see why Dogi wanted to come back, we're practically rock stars around this town. I'm using an English fan translation for the text boxes, but all of the important dialogue is voiced (in Japanese, naturally).
You can visit all the shopkeepers from the first game, but they've got nothing to sell you. It's peacetime! Makes you wonder how they're making a living these days.
This is Sara. She's a fortuneteller you meet in Ys I who sends you off on the quest to recover the Books of Ys, the first stage of entering the Tower of Darm. She also got killed mid-way through that game. I guess she got better?
Anyway, she hasn't given up the day job of telling Adol where to go next, and so we're given some vague premonition of demons in the forested land of Celceta. I don't know why this translation spelled it with an S, given that the recent remake is called "Memories of Celceta". I guess the translation must pre-date it.
Dogi and Goban are busy getting blasted when I enter the bar after meeting everyone in town. They're not just getting spry on "frothy milk", either: this isn't a Nintendo game.
This is Lilia. She shows up the next morning to wake up a hungover Goban to see Adol. We rescued her in II and she's kind of had a giant crush on Adol since then. But Adol ain't here! He departed sometime earlier, on the way to Celceta.
Meanwhile, something gross and weird is happening in a cave somewhere.
Monster Mash here doesn't last long before melting. Presumably, he's some evil deity trying to be brought back by his minions, just not quite in solid form just yet. I suspect this is one of things we'll discover later into the game.
We now get a second intro, animated this time, that does the usual JRPG intro thing of flashing through scenes and characters in the game. These three just scream "recurring bosses" to me.
And, of course, the antagonist is some handsome androgynous guy. I actually know that his name is Eldeel, because it came up a lot in Memories of Celceta's promotional stuff. Man, I want to play Memories of Celceta.
I'm finally given control again, as I wake up on the ship that brought me to Promalock. This town is right next to the forests of Celceta, and will be the first of a few hub towns.
I've still got the Cleria gear from the previous game, which is all absurdly powerful and I'm absolutely certain I'll be allowed to keep it. Absolutely.
This isn't foreboding at all.
Anyway, there's not much to do in town, so why not go out and beat some stuff up. You can't be hurt by any of these low-level creatures, so this is really the game letting you discover on your own how combat works. If you run at a monster in a straight line, you'll bounce off and both you and the monster will take damage. Run at them at an angle, however, and only the monster takes damage. This is the key to Ys's combat, and each game has different levels of leniency for how precise these angled attacks need to be. Fortunately, Dawn of Ys is super lenient.
We were given a side-quest of sorts by a couple back in town. The husband got drunk and depressed because he dropped this super valuable crystal bottle while outside.
Dude's sleeping off a bender (certainly is a lot of alcohol abuse in this game so far) but his wife assures me that they'll be using this money to start a store and that I'll be rewarded at some point. I'll believe it when I see it.
Getting a little further into the forest, we bump into this fair maiden getting accosted. It's Adol to the rescu-
Nope, she took care of it. This is Karna, and she's a badass.
We also meet Leo, the captain of the local Romun forces. The Romuns, like their similarly named historical counterparts, are something of an ubiquitous presence on this continent, and are almost always presented as minor antagonists. In the sense that they're mostly jerk bureaucrats rather than out and out demonic villains.
Anyway, I'm not about to argue with this cannon, so I decide to let myself get arrested for the crime of assaulting those two soldiers Karna beat up.
Well, here we are in chokey. I suspect this is a foregone conclusion, but let me just check my inventory real quick...
Goddammit. It'll be a while until see those again.
This is Duren, he's got kind of a roguish ne'er-do-well vibe to him. A Han Solo, if you will.
The first thing he does when we wake him up is run around the cell several times. Gotta keep in shape, I guess.
We are eventually rescued by Karna, the girl we met earlier. She feels a little bad for letting us take the rap, I'm guessing. Duren comes too, and immediately starts hitting on her, because of course he does. He is informed, tersely, that his rescue was entirely incidental.
While those two do the Leia and Han thing, we manage to grab some stuff from the armory. It's all super low-level, obviously, but it's better than nothing.
We have one more tutorial fight before we can leave (which Duren immediately bails on). Though you get attacked by six soldiers, Karna will eventually defeat all of them after enough time has passed: The player can get as involved as they want to with their new weaker equipment. Just another cool way the game finds to ease the player into its combat system.

Anyway, Ys IV starts proper as soon as you leave the Romun fort, and I've probably spent enough time looking at this game. Blame all those protracted intro sequences. Like any Ys game, there's plenty to like about it, from its excellent music to its extremely fast-paced but still tactical combat (which will eventually also include spell-casting) to its solid story and characterization.

It seems like if you wanted to play this particular Ys game, you might be better off tracking down a PSP copy of Ys IV: Memories of Celceta, which is Falcom's own retelling of the events of Ys IV: Dawn of Ys and Ys IV: Mask of the Sun. It also builds on the combat engine of Ys Seven, another PSP entry which comes highly recommended, and does a much better job fleshing out the region of Celceta and its denizens. It's also available in English, unlike this game, though apparently there's also a fan-dub of the voiceovers in addition to the script translation I was using. I can't even begin to imagine what that's like. Anyway, thanks for checking Octurbo today, and take it easy. Or Ys-y. Both, do both.

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Octurbo: Strider Hiryu

Strider probably requires no introduction at this point, given how often Capcom's acrobatic side-scroller comes up in Giant Bomb content, especially when @gvaranini is around. Strider was a 1989 hit in the Arcades before being brought to a whole bunch of home consoles. The non-linear NES version is the only truly divergent one; the others, like the Genesis and this PC Engine CD-ROM2 version, try to be as close to the original Arcade game as possible. Obviously, the CD-ROM format makes that a bit easier in some way, but then there's only so much the TurboGrafx-CD's tech could squeeze out regardless of the vast amount of storage space that CDs offer. If anything, the PC Engine CD-ROM2 port is probably less technologically sophisticated than the Genesis version.

The reason for Strider Hiryu's inclusion, beyond me wanting to play more Strider, is that it was a title in the "Arcade Card" range for the Turbo-CD. The system actually saw two RAM expansions in its lifetime; the first, the "Super CD-ROM Card", was required for most games produced after 1992, which was when the TurboDuo launched with its improved internal RAM. Anyone with an older PC Engine CD/Turbo-CD had to purchase a new system card with additional RAM to play these new TurboDuo-focused games. The Arcade Card came a little later, and was meant to provide enough additional RAM to allow near-perfect Arcade conversions. It's a bit of a cheeky lie, since the core TurboGrafx-CD processors and graphics cards couldn't hope to keep up with the Arcade games of the early 90s, but that extra boost of RAM (and having the redbook music and voice samples of the CD format) still helped a little. There's more to cover too, but we'll get into it with the screenshots.

Here You Go Again With the Strider Talk

Now I get a good look at the bad guy, I suspect I know where Amped 3 found their villain.
These are the Striders, who fight to keep the world free of villainy. Except for that one guy who joined up to get a free laser sword.
I didn't quite capture this right, but Hiryu flashes across the screen and cuts Robey in twain. Mission over?
Welcome to Strider Hiryu! "Strider Hiryu" is what the game is called in Japan region. It's just Strider here, but they usually leave the Hiryu kanji in the title screen. (Hiryu means Flying Dragon, if you're wondering. There's one in Final Fantasy IV, if I recall.)
So this is the other reason I wanted to show off Strider today. The PC Engine CD-ROM port took a long time coming, almost five years after the original Arcade game, but they did manage to squeeze in an additional stage entirely exclusive to this version. What's cool is that the game lets you decide whether or not to add the new stage in, in case you wanted to make the Arcade experience more "genuine".
This is Russia, the first stage. Hiryu swoops in shortly after this shot on his robo-hangglider.
This thing. I'm not sure why it needs a lamp at the front seeing as the entire fortress is lit up with its spotlights, but maybe they just needed to put something there for ballast.
Hiryu's main weapon is his Cipher (i.e. plasma sword) which is also called a Falchion. I think that might be the name of his particular Cipher. Maybe it's like how you give your gun a name? "Falchion" is better than "Charlene" at least.
This is the other thing Strider's mostly known for: mid-air handstands. Strider's acrobatics is what helped to set it apart from the crowd, as Hiryu can literally hold onto any solid surface. It even pops up in boss fights, as we'll see momentarily.
In addition to his Falchion, Strider can find these little robot friends. They mostly follow along and add to his firepower, occasionally hitting enemies outside of the Falchion's range (one of Strider's bigger issues is that you can't attack up or down easily).
Man, I just love that anyone can do this. I'd be rolling down this incline face-first in his position.
Flat-top mocks us in Japanese before starting this stage's mid-boss fight. I don't know what he says, but it's probably Russian (via Japanese) for "Go home and be a family man!".
Of course, once the shirt comes off and the battle begins, it's over almost instantly. The Falchion can do an absurd amount of damage because of how quickly Hiryu is able to swing it. The trick with most boss fights is getting close enough to use it.
We get napalmed after blondie bites it, but there's a little gap here to hide from it. It's one of those cases where playing the game before really helps.
I just find Strider effortlessly cool, even today. I can't even imagine how badass this seemed in 1989. They can't hit you from up there, but you've got ample room to find a way up.
It's easy to miss, but another one of Strider's robotic little buddies is this crow. Useful for those floating drones, since they can hover over your head and be a mischief.
I don't have anything to say about this pic other than I somehow captured Hiryu's "haters gonna hate" walk perfectly.
These things are common enough in some Strider games: computers that just sit there and need destroying, but spit out lasers and other projectiles that make it harder to reach them.
Richard Dreyfus doesn't like our intrusion, so he does what any reasonable soldier would do.
Which is merge with the rest of Russian congress to form a giant centipede robot with a hammer and sickle. The literal dictionary definition of the word "perestroika".
Anyway, this is one of those bosses that tries to chase you around but is far too cumbersome for its own good. If you run up here, it eventually stops chasing you and circles back around. You can then actually leap on its back and start pummeling the head with your Falchion.
I don't know if these little Stage Cleared screens are in the Arcade version, but man is it satisfying to see your opponent just completely smashed to pieces like this.
The goon in charge somehow lives, and presumably screams something in Japanese about how the next boss will getcha. It's also a bit more apparent now that he's not human, what with the giant hole in his cranium.
Here it is, the bonus stage. It fits in between Hiryu's Mission to Moscow and the Arcade game's Stage 2, which is in Siberia. Seems a bit of a stretch to assume Hiryu would go to Moscow, then some desert presumably in Africa somewhere, and then back to Russia again. But hey, when you shoehorn in a stage, it's going to mess with continuity a little bit.
The desert stage isn't all that bad, for an insert. For instance, it establishes early on that you don't want to be on the sand for too long because of all these giant sandworms.
If you can't walk without rhythm, then the best thing to do is simply not touch the ground.
Ed Harris mocks you for a little while once you make your way up this hill.
And then he starts to spin around and does this. It's very peculiar.
Turns out he's secretly this giant antlion. What is it with me and antlions recently? He'll pull you down and there's no easy way to attack him here without getting hurt yourself (and you have a very minimal health bar).
However, and apropos of nothing, he'll occasionally leap right out of his hole to let you unload on him for a little while. It's certainly courteous of him.
Perhaps a little too courteous, even.
I like the attention to detail they gave this stage. This four-point star logo appears a lot on other stages. It'd be an easy detail to miss.
Remember that weird part of The Rock where Sean Connery has to recall a memorized sequence past all these completely incongruous flame traps while inside a vent? Dunno why I just thought of it.
This guy just drives right at you as soon as you drop down this cliff. I have no idea how he expects to stop that thing before he hits the wall. At any rate I just jumped over it and took out the gunner.
This smug dick mocks you, like every other boss, before leaping into his tank. At least it's not some weird bug robot this time.
The tank looks intimidating, and has various means to attack you but...
...standing at the bottom right negates all of them. Neither turret can turn around to hit you, and the missiles it fires overhead always stop short of that side of the screen.
Most vehicles have their blindspots, I guess.
Apparently unscathed, dude tells us that there's an even bigger tank in Hiryu's future. "You thought I was compensating for something, bucko?"
We also get mocked by the big bad too. Is he supposed to be a warlock? I'll admit that I forget a lot of the Strider lore.
Big Bad Grand Master also introduces a guy that any Strider fan should recognize. Solo is a very persistent cybernetic bounty hunter that shows up in every Strider game. He's usually flying a lot too, which is why I tend to think of him as this series' Ridley.
Anyway, now that Stage 2 (well, 3) begins proper and I have a pack of Siberian wolves running at me, might be time to call it a day. The rest of Strider is pretty much the same as the Arcade port, weird gravity rooms and all.

That's Strider Hiryu for the PC Engine CD-ROM2. Possibly due to how late it came out in the system's life cycle, it was never ported to the US TurboGrafx-CD. A shame, because it doesn't seem like a particularly bad port, and gives fans of the series that extra level to play with. Then again, they'd probably be happier with the Genesis home version all told.

Still, at least the soundtrack's pretty good. Thanks for checking in (it's been a hell of a day around here) and shout outs once again to Game Cop.

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Octurbo: Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams

On today's Octurbo, we're going to look at a game far less stupid. Well, maybe not far less. It's Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams, the originator of another strange but fairly well-regarded shoot 'em up franchise that saw its first home release on the TurboGrafx-CD. Remarkably, despite being a very Japanese "cute 'em up", both the Arcade and TGCD versions saw US releases. That's unfortunately less true for the many Cotton games that followed, many of which are considered some of the better shoot 'em ups for the PS1, Sega Mega Drive and Sega Saturn and these days come with the sort of legendary price tags you'd see on other Sega shoot 'em ups like Radiant Silvergun.

As for the plot of Cotton, the player is a purple-haired witch on a mission. A mission to eat as much candy as possible, and perhaps take down an eldritch horror or two if they happen to get between her and her sugar cravings. As would eventually become the case for many Touhou games, the player's "ship" is simply Cotton herself on a magical broom -- though she's unfortunately a rather large target, given the size of her sprite, so there's no clever tiny hitbox dodging here. Also, unlike Cotton's cutesy saccharine sequels, this game can be... well, kind of dark. Well, I guess we'll find that out soon enough. (Props also to the music! I don't know if rockin' guitars fit this magical witch girl game as well as they do something like Rondo of Blood or Lords of Thunder, but I'm not complaining.)

I'm Starting to Cotton Onto Turbo-CD's Anime Weirdness, But Not Onto Finding Better Puns

Welcome to Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams! Or Fantastic Night Dreams: Cotton! Either's probably fine!
The opening story reveals that the world was suddenly plunged into permanent night and that everyone's kind of bummed out about it. Well, except Cotton, who is kind of drowsy right now from a lack of blood sugar.
A fairy beseeches Cotton to use her magical talents to remove the mist that plagues the dreamworld and restore all the sunshine and rainbows and-
Nah.
However, it's only when the fairy mentions Cotton's favorite candy is in some way involved that she starts paying attention.
We have ourselves an accord, it seems.
Cotton's a shoot 'em up of the horizontal bent. It's also kind of weird. What's with that creepy moon?
As well as the usual waves of enemies, you occasionally bump into instances like this weirdo here. The rotating rocks appear to be invincible, so you can either attack the core or just try to avoid them.
Enemies drop these crystalline power-ups which can be shot at to cycle through their colors, like the bells in TwinBee. Red and blue give you one-off beams of death (in both fire and lightning varieties, respectively), while yellow and orange ones increase Cotton's experience bar. All going up levels does is increase the strength of Cotton's standard fireballs, but she levels down every time she loses a life, which makes holding onto these upgrades fairly tough.
These circular power-ups (the thing at the bottom middle of the screen) upgrade your bombs instead, which roll along the ground like in Gradius. A lot of the more annoying enemies tend to hang out at ground level, so -- in the words of Big Jeffrey -- drop 'em.
This nightmarish Waddle Doo is super annoying with that eye laser. You can't dodge it, and it arcs upwards to catch you unawares.
This weird thing from the Chronicles of Riddick movie is the first boss. As well as these green shots fired from a part of its anatomy that I don't want to think about too much, it'll also stomp the ground and make the screen all "Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy" for a few moments.
After each boss, you have an opportunity to grab as much cash as possible. Far as I can tell, the only reason to earn points are for bonus 1-Ups.
I have no idea what Cotton's fairy is named, so we'll just call her Princess Pandering. We're just tallying up points here before the next level.
Cotton finds the first candy, which she calls "Willows" for some reason. That's, uh, quite the expression.
The fairy informs her that she needs to collect all seven Willows, at which point they turn into a bigger one? And Cotton buys it.
We're back to flying eyeballs and this weird little nymph who jumps up and sends music notes out in every direction. These murder Cotton instantly if she hits one, so it can't be very good music. Oh wait, maybe these are mandragora then? Or womandragora? I'm just going to shoot fireballs at it and not worry about correct nomenclature.
These weird little acorn/Daruma guys are adorable. If you shoot the pile, the guys at the bottom fly out and have to run back to the top again. I just flew over it.
Holy crap these clouds creep me the eff out. They're loving the abuse.
Here's this stage's mid-boss, which appears to be a tree from Mortal Kombat filling in for Whispy Woods. All it does it spit out seeds that turn into little tree monsters, but these seeds can appear right on top of you.
It gets even creepier looking after it explodes, but this stage isn't going to stop with the heebie-jeebies any time soon.
Now it's graveyard time, and the worst enemy type yet. Zombies throw their heads at you and the heads are super effective at homing in on wherever Cotton appears to be. They eventually stop moving and plummet out of the sky, but if you're underneath it when this happens you're pretty much boned. It's when you're dodging two or three of these at once that it starts becoming untenable.
This Grim fellow is our next boss. Initially, he just fires homing missiles at you.
Eventually he does this. Now there's a whole bunch of flying crap to watch out for. Fortunately, the flying hands go down after a few volleys. The skull takes a bit more firepower to destroy.
And then he decides to do this. Yuckers.
Now that is the expression of someone who has finally lost all semblance of sanity. Only five more stages to go!
Probably best I call this one before any more nightmare fuel shows up.

Cotton's a decent little shoot 'em up, and another one of those games that forces me to question whether the genre is inherently hard as balls or if I just suck at them. It is shockingly easy for Cotton to fly off her little broom while making dumb noises, and it was only through liberal use of the save state key that I was able to make it this far. I really don't care for the "power-down when you die" rule that these games tend to exhibit, because most enemies require a few seconds of constant fire before they explode and making the game considerably harder every time I die is not how you do difficulty curves. The constant downgrading is why I didn't much care for Cave Story either (well, that and its abstruseness).

It's certainly not bad though. I hear the 1999 PS1 port Cotton Original is the definitive version, because it takes the music from this game and the graphics from the Arcade original, which seems like a smart way to do a late port. And talking of the music...

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Octurbo: Minesweeper

No doubt a veritable jeopardy (the appropriate collective noun) of questions is flooding your mind right now. Allow me to employ my heretofore concealed telepathic powers and publicly reveal a few of them:

  1. Why is Mento talking about that old Windows game that's on every PC?
  2. Wait, why did Minesweeper get a Turbo-CD release?
  3. Why is it Japan only?
  4. Why that boxart?
  5. Why anything?
  6. Oh god I just woke up and I'm covered in blood. Nothing makes sense any more! Why did I kill them?!

I can help with the first four, a little. Minesweeper is an adaptation of the famous built-in PC game with a few, let's say, "fun" additions. Despite the inherent weirdness in this package, I've seen this happen enough times to a somewhat similarly-themed game by the name of Battleship. Many video game adaptations (and one movie adaptation, but let's not dwell on that) have tried over and over to glam up and intensify the Battleship format, presenting the armed naval conflict game in as many varied realistic and dramatic ways as possible. Sometimes the original board game ceases to be recognizable after the changes, becoming interchangeable with any number of submarine torpedo sims. With that frame of reference, a slightly more elaborate take on Minesweeper is explicable enough.

Then again, we are talking about a Japan-only CD-based adaptation here. I'm convinced that some of the more interesting games in the TGCD library were the odd PC game conversions (@arbitrarywater and the weird Dungeon Master remix I recently Octurbo'd helped sell me on that), but it's possible I might've just skipped ahead to the weirdest case of them all with this one.

I Was Saving This One For Sweeps, But

Welcome to Minesweeper! That beefy arm looks really good, coming out of the bow of the ship there.
This game has modes of course, because there's so many ways to play Minesweeper. Most of these modes still involve mines and sweeping for them, though. Well, all of them do.
The play mode just lets you assign the difficulty and have at it. Yep. Basic ol' Minesweeper.
I dunno if you know the rules to Minesweeper, but in order to win you have to mark the... oh, you already knew? Cool.
Let's try this voyage mode instead. Already I appear to have messed up. They haven't let me see a board yet!
The Great Voyage is more of a story-based mode, where you move from one region of the world to the next solving ever more complex Minesweeper grids.
It also has this neat nautical theme. Instead of flags, you leave little skull-and-crossbones.
What's weird is that they changed the mines to explosive barrels. I mean, the original mine icon already looked like the nautical "spiky ball" type of mine.
Anyway, The Great Voyage starts getting serious fairly quickly. Let's try out those other modes.
This... I'm not sure this is cool, game.
Cook gives you a long exposition in high-pitched Japanese about why he's (she's?) risking his life for treasures. The singular video I managed to find of this game translates what he's (she's?) saying, if you want to check it out at the end of this article.
Cook's Quest is kind of a dungeon-crawler with multiple paths using standard Minesweeper rules. Instead of clearing out each screen, though, you just want to reach the exit (that little door) as quickly as possible. That big boulder at the top of the screen is inching ever closer to poor little Cook, so time is of the essence.
Specifically, we're looking for five gems (actually Dragon eggs). There's not nearly enough time to do so, even if you're the greatest Minesweeper ever to have (cautiously) walked the Earth, so you need to take the occasional detour for these timer reset power-ups.
This mode presents a lot of interesting puzzles with the way it shapes each room. For instance, this one seems impossible until you think about it a little.
Might as well show Edit Mode. This one just lets you set the perimeters, giving you a sense of how big the final grid will be and how much of it will be filled with mines.

Well, I can't say they didn't try to do something interesting with this ubiquitous little puzzle game. Oh right! I forgot to say who developed this game. It was Arc System Works, the developers behind Persona 4 Arena and Guilty Gear. Yeah, those guys. We all had to start somewhere, I guess (though this is like their tenth game). The Japan-only version that was released on Game Boy was made by the same team too, though it had fewer modes.

It's all pretty weird, but I guess the addictiveness of Minesweeper explains why it's been added to every version of Windows, and I suppose it's natural people would want to play it on other systems. Hell, you can get Tetris and Solitaire on almost everything with a microchip in it. At least the Cook's Quest mode made a Tobal 2 RPG-type stab at an alternate way to play the game.

Did I really just write an Octurbo entry for Minesweeper?

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Octurbo: Exile

Remember how Assassin's Creed had a fairly controversial premise? Setting up a protagonist that was a Middle Ages Muslim assassin fighting the encroaching western Crusaders and the Knights Templar who were in some way tied to ancient deities and a modern day conspiracy? Well, it turns out that Telenet Japan beat them to the punch by almost twenty years.

Exile is actually ZXR II, the sequel to a Japan-only computer game about a Middle Eastern assassin named Sadler who confronts a corrupt Caliph, takes down a bunch of Buddhist/Hindu deities and then travels through time to murder the present-day Russian and US presidents for some reason. The story doesn't get any less weird in this sequel, either. This game has so much religion, politics, drugs and violence that Nintendo of America would've had a conniption fit, which is probably why it was only localized for the Genesis and TurboGrafx-CD. The latter version was translated by Working Designs, one of the better localization teams of the 16/32-bit era, and given the excellent redbook audio and voiced cutscenes would appear to be the version to play if you don't understand Japanese. Apparently, the original home computer version for MSX/PC-88/PC-98 is a little longer, including a whole sequence where Sadler travels through modern NYC's subway fighting skateboarders and zombies.

It's certainly a game that piqued my interest. Fortunately, it's one of the better games I've covered this Octurbo too, employing a system not unlike ActRaiser or Ys III with side-scrolling action stages and more sedate overhead RPG areas where the player can restock on supplies and talk to NPCs to progress the story. But there's no need to take my word for it, because I've got a whole bunch of pictures for you all.

In a Grocery Store and Want Omelette Ingredients? Try the Exile

This is another game like Last Alert where the opening voiceover is incredible. It's not Engrish-y as hell like so many others have been, but the VA's delivery is something else.
The game basically sets up the events of the previous ZXR, or at least the less crazy parts, by explaining that religion has been used a tool by tyrants for centuries. The Caliph, here, was a particularly despotic example.
How many of these games have sepia-toned battle scenes, anyway? I suspect it's a Telenet Japan thing, given we only just saw it yesterday with Valis II.
Anyway, the Caliph gets himself assassinated for being a colossal dick to everyone.
Arabian Spike Spiegel here is our protagonist. He's also an assassin and, I guess, time-traveler. No idea where you'd get cigarettes in the 12th century, but as long as it looks cool the writers don't care.
The peace doesn't last of course, as the "Clispin" crusaders start showing up.
Oh gross, he just sneezed on this poor woman's back. These guys are jerks too! Surrounded by jerks!
The Templar boss is pondering how the world could be united in peace under one God, when suddenly a creepy voice mocks him from the shadows. Who could it be?
Well, I have no idea. The title screen just pops up right after that. Welcome to Exile! I hope you're not expecting any answers.
We start in our little assassin town of Assassi. It's subtle, that's for sure. They'll never think to look for murderers here.
Of course we have a love interest with purple hair who looks like a teenager. Just because this is the Middle Ages, doesn't mean it's still not anime.
So Rumi's our first recruited party member, but the game doesn't really do the RPG party thing. You'll see.
I'm... just going to leave this guy be. He sounds hungover.
Sadler starts out with Bat's gear (no cowls or Batarangs though), but we're given a suspiciously large amount of starting money.
I buy Sadler some Hemp gear (only 420 GP) and have enough left over for a better sword and shield.
While I'm looking around menus, might as well save the game. Gotta love saving anywhere (though I didn't think to check while playing the upcoming action stage).
I dunno, it seems all right so far. Old dudes love complaining I suppose. In my day, people didn't complain nearly so often and we were better for it, I reckon.
I'm at the Tonic store now and... what the hell is a Somnifacient? Is that something you take to stop sleepwalking? I don't want any weird and potentially harmful drugs, so I'll just buy that cocaine instead.
My goal, as Rumi explained as she ran up to me, is to go investigate some suspicious looking characters over in the desert. The eyewitness isn't being too helpful, though. I mean, which is it?
The guard is impressed by my party. What he actually means is that he won't let me through without extra help. Took me a while to figure this one out.
That weird guy making grumbling noises? That's Kindhy, a mighty warrior who apparently instructed Sadler in the martial arts. However, he doesn't actually say anything intelligible ever, so maybe Sadler just figured stuff out on his own.
The other party member is this guy, Fakhyle. He's a mage, but a lazy one that tends to wander off to go nap in weird places.
Finally content that I have enough weirdos following me around, the guard lets me go into the desert.
This is like a setting up area. I have to use the Map to travel to my next destination, but I can mess around with my equipment before setting off.
I'm ready to go, so we're off to check out the desert. On the other side of the continent. Really?
Well, we're at the oasis. I suspect this isn't a real oasis.
It's not. It's an antlion trap. Those antlions get me every damn time, I swear.
And Exile suddenly becomes this. These sequences are pretty similar to ActRaiser's action stages, as previously stated. I have a big Ys-like health bar that starts mostly empty but fills up the more I kill stuff.
"Stuff" in this case would include a bunch of Earth Defense Force creepy-crawlies. These dragonfly assholes in particular just fly in from nowhere at incredible speeds.
WHY WOULD I EVER DRINK THAT
Sadler finally makes it to a cave full of skeletons. "Ohhhh!" he says. I don't know if that means he's surprised or if he just figured something out.
This is the Antlion, the game's first boss. It's no pushover, popping out to poke you in the face with its pincers before dropping below the earth before you can get a retaliatory hit in.
I eventually figure out that there's a few platforms to the right, and from here I can leap down and hit the antlion with this downslash attack. It's a lot safer than staying on the ground. Worth noting: when fighting a boss that travels underground, Tremors rules apply.
Eventually its head falls off and the rest of the body explodes, which is normal for antlions as any entomologist would tell you. No big fanfare or anything, nor do I get my health back.
Still, I'm fairly sure this is the exit. I'm home free, at last.
Oh for crying out loud...
Yeah, let's just call a Mulligan here and try again.
Sadler eventually finds a corpse at the back of the cave. Mission success?
He's holding a message from the Templars. Clearly, this was the suspicious man I was sent to locate.
Yuug D'Payne, when not spitting rhymes for Death Row Records, is the leader of the Templar Knights. He's based on a real historical figure: the actual Grand Master of the Templars, Hugues de Payans. The localization team was given instructions to change any real names to avoid controversy, however.
We're off to Homis Shrine next. It's for homies only, so I know this Yuug guy just wants to bro out.
Yeah, no thanks to you guys. You didn't think to get some rope or something? There were giant bugs down there!
Rumi seems skeptical about conversing with the Knights Templar, given how they're currently murdering and enslaving anyone who happens to look vaguely Middle Eastern, but Sadler's determined to see what he wants.
El-In is where Homis Shrine resides, so I guess we'll be going there next. I did earn a bit of money from beating up all those bugs, but not quite enough to afford the next set of equipment. This Octurbo entry is already long enough though so let's call it here.

I continue being intrigued by this game, after playing it a little. The action stage controlled well and gave me a run for my money with that tricky boss. I don't doubt I'd have died several times in there without that starting money (and the save state button, if I'm being honest). Everything else about the presentation is impressive too, especially given that this game came out in 1991. The localized script is competent (which counts for a lot in this era) and the music's catchy. The boss fight music in particular reminded me of the boss music from Plok, though maybe that's a stretch. I do like Plok's music a whole lot.

Honestly, though, if I were to keep playing it would be to see where the story's going. I've already gotten the Cliff Notes version from the HardcoreGaming101 article on the series, but it sounds wild enough that I'd like to see it for myself. Exile saw a TGCD sequel that was also localized and released in the US, so maybe we aren't quite done with this series just yet.

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Octurbo: Valis II

If Bonk is the mascot for the HuCard era TurboGrafx-16, then Yuko of the Valis series may well be the CD equivalent. Developed by Telenet Japan, which would become one of the more prolific developers working on the TurboGrafx-CD via their CD-focused subsidiary LaserSoft, the first Valis game was originally released in 1986 for various Japanese home computers. It took a genre of anime that was known as "magical girl", established largely by mega-popular animes like Sailor Moon, and adapted the format into an action game, presenting the tale of an everyday student named Yuko who is forced to take up the titular magical Sword of Valis and fight supernatural monsters before whisked to a dreamlike world named Vecanti to combat the King commanding the beasts, Rogles (pronounced "rogueless"). Though the game itself was fairly basic (and, well, bad) the focus on scantily-clad heroines fighting monsters with a narrative told via anime-style cutscenes was fairly novel for 1986 and helped endear Valis to a generation of Japanese gamers. Valis was eventually ported to the PC Engine, and its sequels would all find a home on the PC Engine CD-ROM2. Two of them even eventually make their way over to the American TurboGrafx-CD: Valis II and Valis III. I'll be playing the former today.

Valis II is one of the earliest CD-ROM games and, unlike Fighting Street (which was a mediocre port of an already mediocre Arcade game) or No.Ri.Ko (which was barely a video game), is a fully-fledged action game specifically created for the PC Engine CD-ROM2 console. It continues right where the first game ended, dropping Yuko into another conflict on Vecanti brought about due to the power vacuum left after slaying Rogles, instigated by Rogles' older brother Megas. What's odd is that Valis II is actually one of two games with that name: The other was released shortly afterwards on the many Japanese home computers that carried the original. It's hard to say which one is "canonical", as Telenet sourced out both games to separate subsidiaries, but most tend to go with the TurboGrafx-CD version because it came first.

Man, that's one heck of a history lesson. Really, Valis II is a game where you're a schoolgirl in a Wonder Woman outfit hitting giant monsters and weird cybernetic Dragon Ball Z rejects with a sword until they explode. I didn't mean to make it sound any more high-brow than that.

Is the Plural of Valis, Valii? Would That Make Valis' Numerous Heroines "Valii Girls"?

Ah, at last: An anime portrait that accurately depicts who I am, where I'm from, and my passing interest in falconry.
Valis II starts with the climactic duel between Yuko (blue-hair) and Reiko (purple-hair) near the end of the first game. Actually, I think it might just be a flashback. Or a dream. Look, they haven't told me much yet.
Reiko bites it, but she was mind-controlled into being evil so it's very sad.
And this guy suddenly shows up from behind some rubble. You mind, fellah? I'm trying to have a moment with my dead friend here.
It's Megas! Or maybe Starscream? Or anime cyberpunk Tutankhamun?
Welcome to Valis II! Already the anime inscrutability factor is way up there.
Yuko, who has returned to the real world (that's what she calls it, seems kind of dismissive of Vecanti to me), is beset by monsters looking for her Sword of Valis. Maybe she should've stashed that in a rock or something, like Link.
The monster general guy in charge of the invasion actually explains to his minions that they're all pretty much boned trying to fight the slayer of their former king, but apparently needs must. Their expert strategy is to march single file directly into the sword's deadly magic missiles. Maybe they think Yuko will tire herself out?
It hasn't gone well for the first dozen or so guys, but maybe the situation will improve for the next identical goon.
Enemies frequently drop these crystals behind. I'm not sure what they do, precisely. Maybe they're just points? This game does have those for some reason.
This blue guy (who looks like a background character from Beast Wars) is a little tougher than the rest. It's almost impossible to jump over him with Yuko's pathetic hop, so I just sat in a corner swinging and hoping for the best. Tactics!
There are two types of power-up in this game. This is an example of the consumable kind, which can be activated whenever needed (or is just used accidentally, since it only requires you press Up to activate them). This particular one creates blue orbs that whirl around Yuko, giving her some extra defense.
Here's the other kind of power-up. These just change how my sword's bullets (that's a dumb phrase) behave and are permanent, at least until I pick up a different one. In this particular case, they become homing missiles.
Um, so I guess I'm just supposed to leap down this big hole in the subway then?
Yep, apparently. The level design in Valis II isn't particularly complex. In fact, it's even more linear than in the 1986 original. Just go forward.
I picked up a spread shot. Seemed like a good idea, given how good it is in Contra. This spread shot only goes in two directions though, making its usefulness somewhat limited.
Though perhaps I could've held onto it for this flying mid-boss. Still, how was I to know? It's those axes in Castlevania all over again.
When you finally get to the end of the stage, this big alert klaxon goes off and we get the vital statistics of our next foe. What, no blood type?
It doesn't come across in screenshots, obviously, but the voice acting in this game is really something. It's Last Alert bad. I'll have to include a sample at the end of this article.
As bosses go, this guy isn't particularly challenging. You just stand over here and jump over his red sonic booms. It helps I have some sonic booms of my own.
Finally, we make it to Vecanti and Yuko puts on her entirely impractical chainmail bikini and mini-skirt. You know, monster-fighting apparel.
Reiko's here too, but apparently she's now a ghost or something. A ghost with a whole lot of exposition, it turns out. She explains how Megas, a powerful warlord who has been trapped for centuries, is trying to wipe out the remnants of Rogles' army. Isn't that a good thing? Enemy of an enemy?
I guess one side is more monsterish than the other. All right, you won me over. Who needs slashing?
These guys? You got it. Man, the outfits in this game are ridiculous. I'd disparage the skimpy armor Yuko is wearing, but I think she got the better end of the deal attire-wise.
Speaking of which, we now have costumed Yuko in Vecanti for the rest of the game. The level design might get more interesting from here on out, but probably not.

That'll be all from Valis II for today. While of historical note, it's not a particularly riveting gameplay experience, though I suppose there's still a lot more going on here than there was in my No.Ri.Ko playthrough (though it did also include a trip to a bizarre alternate dimension). I hear the two TGCD sequels get a lot better as the series evolved, though it's still mostly the same sort of affair. Not quite Castlevania, or even Ghouls N' Ghosts, but a fairly competent and acceptable horror-themed action game.

Though I recognize "competent and acceptable" doesn't make for good LPs. I'll have to dig deep for something a little more compelling next time. Or just more anime nonsense. Either's fine with me.

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Octurbo: Dungeon Master: Theron's Quest

From Dungeon Exploring to Dungeon Mastering in just four days! We're making great progress on Octurbo this year. Dungeon Master: Theron's Quest is one of a number of adaptations of FTL Games's seminal CRPG classic, but this particular 1992 release really flies off the rails in comparison with the more faithful SNES adaptation released the year prior. Many aspects of this game confound me, though at the same time it's kind of neat to see a game I'm very familiar with get chopped and screwed like this.

The handful of folk who read these things might recall that I covered Dungeon Master some time ago in a multi-part Brief Jaunt. I stopped short of a full LP only because I was running out of ways to say "and then you press this hidden button for the next key", though mostly it was because I couldn't bear dealing with the terrifying purple worms of the fourth floor. That's when the gloves come off and shit gets real, as it were, and the game demands you put together a stronger team for the travails to come. Which essentially means "keep repeating actions over and over to go up levels for the necessary HP and stat boosts", since Dungeon Master was one of the first games to introduce a system of progression where skills increase the more you do them. Anyway, I'm getting off track. I'd suggest reading that Brief Jaunt LP first, because I'm going to be focusing on the changes made to that original version with this bizarre remix.

I Always Thought Dungeon Master Could've Used More Anime Cutscenes

We open on this idyllic scene. Winter has passed and with it comes a glorious new Spring of possibilities. I've already forgotten all the generic fantasy names for this world, so we'll just say this is Wales.
As what happens in every Welsh springtime, the people praise the powers that be with a festival filled with dancing and merriment.
A statue of the revered Welsh deity, Catherine Zeta-Jones, is paraded through the town square by all the young men who have come of age. Yes, Wales has Matsuri parades and costumes. Don't question it. You ever been to Wales? I have, so be quiet.
Poor old Theron had to miss out on his coming of age ceremony, however, because he was too busy saving a lamb from a swamp. No, literally.
See? Also I should've just presented this image without context because it's sort of amazing.
One day the Gray Wizard of Wales, Sir Anthony Hopkins, descends on this tiny village to find a volunteer to help assemble the mystical Armor of Taza, which was dismantled by seven evil beings and the pieces spirited away to their lairs.
Theron decides he needs to prove himself after the whole sorry sheep/swamp affair, and nobly volunteers for a task that has killed everyone who has so far set out to complete it. Don't worry, he has the power of androgyny on his side.
"This isn't Quest Difficult, Mr. Theron, this is Quest Impossible."
Welcome to Theron's Quest! It's a game about winning the Oscar for "Monster". Nah, I wish.
So immediately I'm confused and infuriated. Multiple dungeons? What is this? These are some cool names at least.
It turns out that they broke up the game into seven smaller dungeons, mixing in a few areas from the expansion pack Chaos Strikes Back for good measure. Ak-Tu-Ba is the tutorial dungeon, I'm assuming, because it was the only one I was allowed to pick.
Yeah, that's great and all, but how am I supposed to get up there?
So now the game begins and everything starts to look cosy and familiar again. Well, as cosy as a bunch of cold, gray walls can be, anyway.
Theron is your default first champion and the only character who retains his skill levels from dungeon to dungeon, I've read. He's actually quite capable, fortunately.
You can resurrect three champions (prior heroes who died performing this quest) to join you. They're all absurdly powerful too, for what's supposed to be the first area of the game. Unlike Theron, they won't get any stronger, because they're all technically dead. (Wait, Pentai?)
Holy crap, this guy is a Lo Master ninja and priest (Lo, that arrow symbol, is the lowest power for spells -- each level afterwards is one symbol higher). To put things in perspective, you can beat Dungeon Master handily without ever reaching any of the Master experience levels. The far more difficult Chaos Strikes Back does require a bit more effort, though.
Anyway, I have three overpowered champions to help me beat a bunch of first-floor monsters. My goal is to fetch the first piece of the armor set, the Shield Defiant, and return it to this Vi Altar. Vi Altars in the original game were purely for resurrecting dead heroes (there is in fact another Vi Altar just next to this one for that very purpose).
What's so weird is that this is the tutorial, so I'm being taught all the basics despite the fact I'm walking around with world destroyers. Even Theron, who has no experience outside of ovine observation, is the game's equivalent of level 3 in all four disciplines. You'd be lucky to find a hero that powerful when starting Dungeon Master.
Since I'm finding clothes all over the place, the first thing I'm doing is giving the barbarian a damn shirt. This isn't a Boris Vallejo painting, Fabio.
This is a Screamer Fungus. It's the weakest monster in the game, and an early source of food in the original Dungeon Master. I'm about to fireball it, simply because I can. I'd turn it inside out if I could remember the spell runes.
I don't imagine this first dungeon will be all that challenging.
Mummies are still as creepy as ever, but given Hakar can kill them in one hit, I'm not sure how terrified I'm meant to be. I am thoroughly perplexed at having this much firepower, but I'm starting to glean that the game wants to trick you into depending on these fixed-level heroes as a crutch. From this point onwards, I'm going to make sure Theron does everything because he's the only one that retains experience. The other three can be hideously powerful meatshields.
The usual Dungeon Master customs still apply. Find a hidden switch...
...Find some hidden treasure. Chests are filled with goodies, and can be used as more inventory space (though the chest itself weighs a lot, so it's best to fill it with smaller items).
I'm not sure I ever showed off how Priest skills work last time. Any magic that requires a bottle, like this Vi Potion spell, is Priest magic. It lets you create health potions (and other potions, once you get better at it and learn more recipes) if you have an empty flask in one hand. Best part is that almost anyone can create a basic health potion as long as they have enough mana. You can even create poison/fireball grenades, though that wastes the flask.
Oh jeez, now there's two of them. Let's have Mara, who is high enough level to eviscerate demons with a thought, cast another low-level fireball.
One mummy died and the other is so badly hurt that I finished it off by dropping this portcullis on its head. I certainly don't feel obliged to make their deaths dignified.
Ful, which looks like a reverse N (though the game never tells you this; it's one of those 'read the manual' scenarios), is a simple lighting spell. In Dungeon Master, it was an invaluable utility spell and the best way to attain those first few difficult wizard class levels. For heroes like Mara, it'd be quicker to blow a giant hole through the ceiling to let the sunlight in.
Ah, I should probably stop already. It's clearly fairly similar to Dungeon Master, which I've played elsewhere on the site, just with a whole heaping of inexplicable design decisions.

I do kinda want to keep playing though, just to see what else has been changed. There's no denying that it's going to be easy street if all I'm fighting is low-level goons with a party that could trounce the final boss of the original game though, so there's little point in screen-capping all that. I'd have to assume that later dungeons give you weaker champions and stronger monsters to contend with, especially if it's going to be drawing from the extremely challenging Chaos Strikes Back, so maybe Theron's Quest just has a particularly weird difficulty curve.

All the same, I'm definitely intrigued by what FTL Games did here. I'm not sure the TGCD had a mouse peripheral like the Super Nintendo did (or if it did, they didn't sell too many), so maybe they figured it'd be better to make the game simpler because of how much slower and more detrimental using a controller would be. That they invented this whole story about Theron and finding armor pieces and multiple dungeons is interesting too, as if they wanted Dungeon Master veterans to give this new take a whirl. Curious stuff.

  • Theron's Quest intro (it really is almost five minutes long. That seems nuts for a cutscene made in 1992)

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